WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
Kolanaki, 
I just told this to my dad and he looked exactly like Riker afterward.
vixven_random, There is an UDP joke somewhere in it
bionicjoey, I’ll tell you a UDP joke but I don’t know if you’ll get it
kersploosh, 
eltimablo, The tachyon leaves the bar
The bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
JackbyDev, Tenet
DudePluto, And he said “Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I’m Dad.”
DudePluto, I went to my Dad and told him I’m stuck in a non-linear perception of time.
samus12345, 
Who did you go to for help when you were stuck in a non-linear perception of time?
UlyssesT, That’s such an excellent dad joke that I now have two additional children. chefs-kiss
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.
negativenull, What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? IT’S IRRELEVANT!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, The one good part of Termnator: Genisys.
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