Grumpy Optimist, writer, numbers geek and s/w developer.
Author: Is That a Big Number? and What Are The Chances of That?
Having published two non-fiction books, now trying my hand at fiction...
Occasional saxophonist, lover of music.
#FBPE, Anti-Brexit, #GTTO, #RejoinEU, #Jazz, #Sax #Saxophone
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dgar, 8 months ago to random What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want, he’s not coming. What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals? Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want, he’s not coming.
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals? Still no fucking idea.
ACAElliott, 8 months ago @fkamiah17 @dgar First thought: "What does he mean 'Grandad' ? Those are jokes from MY childhood." Second thought: "Uh-oh!"
@fkamiah17 @dgar
First thought: "What does he mean 'Grandad' ? Those are jokes from MY childhood."
Second thought: "Uh-oh!"
