ifixcoinops,
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Kid had her first taste of dodgeball today.

I honestly didn't know that this was a real thing. Figured it was one of those made-up-for-cartoons American School Things.

I am doing a big FFS atm

ifixcoinops,
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🤓 "Mr Fixes Coin-Ops, nurse office here,"
🦝 "Hello again yes what is it this time"
🤓 "Black eye from getting hit in the eye with a football"
🦝 "K thanks for letting me know."

*** picking up kid

🦝 "So you got bonked in the face with a football eh, what game were you playing"
🦄 "The hit-each-other-in-the-face-with-a-football game."
🦝 "Cool, where was the teacher while you lot were playing the hit-each-other-in-the-face-with-a-football game."
🦄 "Watching and calling it dodgeball."
🦝 "So dodgeball is a real thing that real kids really play huh."
🦄 "I guess."

ifixcoinops,
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Schools 🐇: Dodgeball is a shit game, let's stop doing it and play something else instead

Everyone 🐍🐠🐴🐀🦊🦝: thank god for that

Dickheads 🐩: I HAD TO DO IT AND IT SUCKED SO MY CHILDREN SHOULD HAVE TO DO IT TOO, SOMETHING SOMETHING SNOWFLAKES ETC

🐇: scared!

🐍🐠🐴🐀🦊🦝: FFS

🐩: oh that was easy, know what else I don't like?

KCDOZ,
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@ifixcoinops

wait wait wait - now do FOOTBALL, based on medical data.

mhoye,
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@KCDOZ @ifixcoinops do not do American football and do not let your kids do American football

ieure,
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@ifixcoinops Dodgeball was a staple of my 1980s elementary school "PE" program.

The way we did it was last-man-standing. Divide the class into two halves, and set each one up on one side of the gym (you couldn't cross the dividing line). Then hurl like six balls into the mix and everything descended into utter chaos as the kids went feral and started hucking the balls at whoever they felt like. With so many of them flying, you'd get nailed with one out of nowhere, or hit from behind by a stray or one that just missed and bounced back off the opposite wall.

And these weren't foam or something innocuous like that, oh no, we're talking the 8.5 inch air-filled heavy rubber playground balls.

rockmastermike,
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@ifixcoinops ack!! My experience with dodge ball was that they use soft inflatable rubber balls!

Using footballs for dodge ball sounds downright dodgy!

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