🤓 "Mr Fixes Coin-Ops, nurse office here,"
🦝 "Hello again yes what is it this time"
🤓 "Black eye from getting hit in the eye with a football"
🦝 "K thanks for letting me know."
*** picking up kid
🦝 "So you got bonked in the face with a football eh, what game were you playing"
🦄 "The hit-each-other-in-the-face-with-a-football game."
🦝 "Cool, where was the teacher while you lot were playing the hit-each-other-in-the-face-with-a-football game."
🦄 "Watching and calling it dodgeball."
🦝 "So dodgeball is a real thing that real kids really play huh."
🦄 "I guess."