markr,

As a former taxi driver in nyc I can assure you that a driver is in no way an obstacle to people fucking in taxis.

macrocephalic,

Yes, we’ve all seen the videos. You get more hits if you say it was your step sister.

walderan,

If you think this is anything new you should look up who coincidentally invented the autopilot for airplanes and the mile high club.

demlet,

That took a whole two seconds.

PseudoSpock,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well that’s what they’re there for. Duh. ;)

MyOpinion,

Soon you will just jump in and ask for lovers lane and the car will take you on a nice long scenic route.

xc2215x,

Not a surprise, much easier thanks to not having to drive.

SulaymanF,

This brings up a serious issue once these things become ubiquitous. If there’s no driver then who will make sure these things are clean? Over time these will become smelly vomit-filled cabs with litter if it’s a completely automated 24 hour cab system.

JustAManOnAToilet,

Sounds like they need to make the interiors waterproof and send them through some automated wash between fares.

cloaker,

Hopefully public transport gains over them then, you can imagine how awful it'll be for the environment; and you'll likely get wet pants or socks where the car didn't dry quick enough 🤣

RagingNerdoholic,

There’s a guy who wipes down the loads.

CADmonkey,

I imagine it will be like those electric Lime scooters. They won’t bother to take care of them other than charging them, and we will soon find automated cabs in the river.

paddirn,

Some day, if it hasn’t happened already, we’re going to have a situation where a driverless car is driving around a dead body. Eventually I think the technology will get to a point where a self-driving, electric car will be able to drive itself to a charging station, initiate the recharge, and drive off afterwards. At that point we’ll have “ghost cars” that are perpetually driving around the country on some weird repeating loop where it’s just endlessly driving around with a rotting corpse inside.

Magrath,

Transporting dead bodies across the state lines haha. Good thing that is all tracked.

whataboutshutup,

An elder person

driving to their birtday party

trapped with a stroke half-way in.

Track_Shovel,

The thought of minding my own business on a street corner, looking up, and seeing a taxi with some people clapping cheeks rolling by me is a big source of amusement for me today

utopianfiat,

Amtrak gives you room and privacy. Fuck cars, build more trains.

FilthyHands,

Train good. Car bad.

cloaker,

Unironically yes.

utopianfiat,

So true bestie

sik0fewl,

Fuck cars... in trains?

utopianfiat,

Brings a whole new dimension to Amtrak® Autotrain™ services.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Train cars are a lot more expensive.

And a lot of places not especially accessible. The nearest Amtrak station is a 70-minute drive away for me. I’m married, but if that was what I had to resort to to have sex, fuck it, I’m becoming a monk.

utopianfiat,

I agree, we should make trains cheaper and more accessible

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Good luck with getting the government to agree.

PrincessLeiasCat,

Mental note: never bring a blacklight into one of these vehicles.

YoBuckStopsHere,
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like a Jackson Pollock painting in here!

reflex, (edited )
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Mental note: never bring a blacklight into one of these vehicles

It lights up clear as day.

SuperIce,

Do they know that the cars have 360 cams recording the interior at all times? I’m pretty sure they tell you that immediately when you get in the car

girlfreddy,
@girlfreddy@mastodon.social avatar

@SuperIce @YoBuckStopsHere

Waiting for that cloud to gets hacked in 3...2...1

sramder,

That just makes it hotter 😉

Seraph,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Not sure how many people really want to see bobbing man ass! I doubt the camera sees much, this ain't a porno.

DarkThoughts,

That was my immediate thought / question too.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Do they sell you the tape after, like a ride at Disney Land?

andrewta,

Get a ride in the ride. Gonna have to pay twice for that.

robocall,

If you’re going to have sex in the waymo, please clean up well after yourselves.

andrewta,

“Hey boss found more Mayo in the Waymo.”

Beelzebubba,

Who knew autonymous cars would be the catalyst for the development of self sanitizing car interiors.

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Good for them! At least someone around here is having sex. It sounds kinda hot too 😋 🥵

ProvableGecko,

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

RIPandTERROR,
SulaymanF,

No, get a room. Now we have to deal with stinky cabs?

macrocephalic,

You think the occasional sex will smell worse than a cabbie sitting in his seat for 12 hours straight living on hot dogs and mountain dew?

SulaymanF,

As a former cabbie, the answer is emphatically yes and your stereotyping is gross.

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