ikilledlaurapalmer,

So…birds aren’t real?

CeruleanRuin,
@CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world avatar

He’s changing it to a toilet, to match what most people call the platform these days.

eochaid,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Twitter? Doesn’t ring a bell, sorry.

wargreymon,

Lets kill twitter by a boring ”X”

Godnroc,

The canary is the first to go.

ndsvw,
@ndsvw@feddit.de avatar

Next step: Getting a new domain, because why not…

superkret,

With the new “x” logo and a new cute animal mascot, I propose they move to xhamster.com

ndsvw, (edited )
@ndsvw@feddit.de avatar

I have done a bit of research (took me 3 hours) and I need to tell you that that domain is unfortunately already registered… And there are naked people on that website…

Igloojoe,

I dont believe that. Let me do my own research. See yall in a few hours...

zombuey,

yes lets change the one thing twitter has left a recognizable brand

superkret,

If someone actually wanted to run Twitter into the ground on purpose, they couldn’t do it better than that.

scifu,

Which makes me wonder was he specifically tasked with destroying it?

fist_of_fartitude,
@fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think he’s just kind of a jackass, and he got himself into something he couldn’t get out of - like he’s always been able to do - and now he’s desperately throwing shit at the wall to fix it. He knows it’s not going well, and maybe he knows that everything he’s trying won’t actually help, but desperate people don’t reason well.

I’d pity him if he weren’t also human garbage.

OldWoodFrame,

He’s the richest guy on Earth, there’s no one to “task” him with anything. Never explain with malice what could better be explained by stupidity.

scifu,

Disagree on richest since most of his value (like everyone else on these lists) is from his stock portfolio.

The actual richest and most powerful people rarely are on these lists.

Also certain “govts” and authorities who control oil are the ones who most dislike services like twitter so…

mateomaui,
  • wants to create a super app for everything
  • limits DMs because they can’t manage spam

yeah, ok buddy

girlfreddy,
@girlfreddy@mastodon.social avatar
gosling,
@gosling@lemmy.world avatar

Elon is a genius! He removed the bird, symbolizing the loss of freedom for its user and his company’s inability to soar to great heights.

The bird leaving indicates an impeding catastrophe about to hit his company and the new symbol “X” is just as clever, because that’s the sign people will click on when they go uninstall the app. Soon, the relationship between Twitter and its users will be nonexistent, just like Musk and his “X” wives

venusenvy47,

It’s especially relevant when you consider the phrase “Canary in a coal mine”, which literally and figuratively describes early warning of a problem.

despotic_machine,
@despotic_machine@lemmy.world avatar

Manchild should change the name to Shitt(i)er and use his beloved turd emoji as the logo.

NaibofTabr,

Ugh, not this X thing. What a farce.

CeruleanRuin,
@CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sure it was remarked upon at the time, but naming your company “X Corp” is the most lame comic book supervillain shit I’ve ever heard. Like not even main supervillain, but more like sub Hammer level. One of those bad guys who is always coming up with elaborate schemes for petty shit and getting his ass handed to him by tertiary level heroes.

superkret,
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Elon likes it, but it could probably look even cooler you added some lines at 90 degree angles!

CeruleanRuin,
@CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world avatar

That’s perfect, because it reminds you what part of the window to click when you accidentally find yourself on Twitter.

ShakeThatYam,
@ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world avatar

Elon’s obsession with “X” is the most cringe thing about him.

macrocephalic,

Not the most, just one of.

Coffeemonkepants,

I honestly think he desperately wanted to be a porn star or something. Like, he really is maniacally obsessed with ‘x’. He’s such a complete fucking tool.

hansl,

It’s gonna be a maze.

zeppo,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

“69” and “420” are up there too

superkret,
preasket,

A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word

Bleach7297,
@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

A-well-a don’t you know about the bird?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Well everybody’s talkin’ about the bird!

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