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spudwart, in Sure buddy just take as many spots as you need

You can blame the driver for parking poorly, or you can blame the manufacturer for making a massive truck that can barely fit into a standard parking space, or you can blame car-centric infrastructure for making it so that everyone has to drive, even those that are insecure about their length.

grue,

I’ll take option #3, thanks!

thorbot,

It’s still the dipshit driver’s fault. Nobody forced them to buy that monstrosity or park like that.

kartonrealista,
@kartonrealista@lemmy.world avatar

I blame all three + the driver again for buying this stupid fucking truck they probably don’t even need and won’t benefit them 99% time. But hey, it excels at killing children in driveways, so that’s something.

intensely_human,

I’d just put the blame on the part of OP’s brain that gets mad at non-problems

Chup, in Instagram's monthly subscription

It’s disappointing that they only exclude the information use regarding ads.

So they will still track everything users do and profile them, just like any other free user. And they can sell to everyone else who pays for user data (e.g. AI learning, market research etc.). With that wording, they could even sell to ad companies, if they e.g. use the data for some algorithm optimisation in their tech department. So they leave the door open to keep selling the data to 3rd parties, while already charging the user ‘starting at’ 12.99€.

FQQD, in Instagram's monthly subscription
@FQQD@feddit.de avatar

this doesn’t seem legal. at least - it god damn shouldn’t be

spudwart, in Sure buddy just take as many spots as you need

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neumast,

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hellequin67, in Instagram's monthly subscription

If you want ad-free use Instander on android

relevants,

You can also just use the “Following” feed instead of the default “For you” feed, it’s sorted chronologically and doesn’t have ads

Ninth3891,

@hellequin67 With added bonus being able to download pics & vids.

@Pechente

Showroom7561, in Sure buddy just take as many spots as you need

That guy is taking up like 50 bike parking spots.

Perhaps stores should set up a handful of “big car” parking spots at the very far end of the lot and let these losers walk.

Tenthrow,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the way it should be but they don’t care they park anywhere they want.

intensely_human,

This is already the way it is. At least where I work, the people who park across multiple spots do so at the far end of the parking lot where nobody else is parking.

intensely_human,

Looks like this truck is already far enough out to be behind the convenient spaces. Either that or the lot serves a store with no demand.

Either way there are no cars surrounding the truck in this photo, indicating that nobody is actually being harmed or even inconvenienced.

TheEighthDoctor, in Instagram's monthly subscription

Maybe 13 cents

jarfil,

Don’t sell yourself short, you’re worth more than that, I believe in you… being able to generate tracking data worth more than that.

Aceticon, in Sure buddy just take as many spots as you need

Looks like an unusually considerate truck owner to me.

“No care in the world” diagonal parking could’ve used 6 parking spots instead of a "mere"4.

ghostdoggtv,

He doesn’t care enough to maximize his inefficiency. The worst type of asshole.

Kyle_The_G, in Instagram's monthly subscription

imagine paying for social media like facebook and youtube? lol

Pechente,

Eh, I‘d do it if it meant the services respected privacy and actually put the users first.

Paying for what these big services currently are? Hell no.

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

I’d pay a reasonable price. I’d even use it for not personalised ads.

Instead I uninstalled all platforms from meta and will only be using it on my PC periodically and in a private tab.

aniki,

Once facebook killed messenger lite I was content with letting all my friend conversations die on there.

thorbot, in Sure buddy just take as many spots as you need

Aaand that’s a keying

scottmeme,

Naw, just loosen a valve stem

noobnarski,

Just lift the wipers and leave them flipped away

scottmeme,

That’s a good one and just annoying!

intensely_human,

Mustard gas in the AC!

Am I doing it right?

RIP_Cheems, in Sure buddy just take as many spots as you need
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

If you don’t know how to drive a truck, please don’t. Just dont.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Elect me dictator of the world and I will implement my pickup truck and SUV tiered licensing scheme: Before you are allowed to have an F-150 or Escalade, first you must complete a 4 year probationary period of driving, say, a Suzuki Samurai.

Demuniac,

Just ban them outright. What’s the point? You want to move things around, get a bus

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I need an F-350 so I can haul my wife around.

Wogi,

Dad?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Then you don’t need all those 4 seats

https://st25.stblizko.ru/images/product/084/183/638_big.png

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Does it have a two-tonne cargo capacity?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly this model? Not sure, but somewhere between 1.5 and 3t. Probably only 1.5t.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Not quite good enough for my wife then.

1847953620,

anything does, if you’re willing to swap trannies later

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

That’s why I’m on my second wife.

Oh, transmissions! Sorry, I misunderstood.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Fuck, I would LOVE to drive a Samurai!

Wogi,

No one loves driving a samurai.

A samurai is a jeep for people who can afford little more than a lawn mower.

It rides like you’re in a trash can being pulled by an angry mule.

A Suzuki samurai can get you places, as long as they’re either at least down wind or down hill from where you’re currently at.

You can take the samurai off road but you’ll find the experience of driving on smooth asphalt dangerous enough.

1847953620, (edited )

wranglers are samurais for people who are mentally stuck in high school who need to be seen as cool, and massively overpay to do so.

They take an “offroading vehicle”, modify it further, reduce the efficiency and ruin the on-road handling, slap a light bar on top, and then drive it to the mall and back.

But it’s alright, because the marketing team at Joop™ told them it’s the Real American Young Man©’s utilitarian vehicle, starting at 175% of what a competing vehicle from any other brand would cost, with 30% of their reliability.

Good thing you brought that Wrangler™ to drive onto the dirt path to your favorite drinking spot in the mountains, not like anything else would’ve gotten you there.

Or for the 1% that actually crawl rocks, it’s a good thing to constantly prove that with enough torque, and getting out, making sure you won’t hit, and getting back in, the coefficient of friction of a surface still behaves the same way. Kinda crazy how other people just go around and get to the same spot with final drive ratios that keep their vehicles useable elsewhere. What’s the fun if you don’t spend 15 minutes not going around?

It’s ok though, the guys with green and beige tacomas with all their gear strapped to the cage day in and day out are even more insufferable. That moment as they hop out in their cargo shorts and Tevas on their way to order another IPA hoping a girl will hear their stories about their once-a-year “overlanding” trips is so worth it. They’re higher-end, more refined, because they drive Tacomas™. But the way they wear their wayfarers inside and the Patagonia t-shirts tell them “it’s ok baby, I’m also chill”

GentlemanLoser,

I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

I’d also rock a geo tracker, could go either way

yyyesss,

This isn’t lack of ability, it’s on purpose. I have had this type explain how clever they are for parking like this to keep other drivers from dinging their truck

KnowledgeableNip,

The eventual key gouge down the side is gonna look great though.

Duamerthrax,

I do this, but in the far end if the lot. Notice how the image is framed so you can’t see where in the lot the truck is.

yyyesss,

i hope the the negative score let you know that we think it’s shitty even back there

Duamerthrax,

We care about points? I walk the full distance of the parking lot. If I don’t care about doing that, why do you think I care about internet points?

LimitedExpress,

I also park in the back of the lot - within the lines. I would absolutely key your shit on my way through.

Duamerthrax,

Ok internet tough guy.

cosmicrookie, in Instagram's monthly subscription
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

You’ll still see ads through. If not targeted and even not served by meta, a lot of the content shared by users on the platform is actually ads.

But I agree, the price is ridiculous

Witchfire, in Instagram's monthly subscription
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

I have absolutely zero faith in Instagram’s ability to manage this. They can’t even handle account access right. I use IG for business (I’m a performer) and have been locked out for a month with full access to my Facebook, email, authenticator app, phone, other accounts - you name it. Their shit is just straight up broken and throws error messages when trying to log in.

pete_the_cat,

Meta is absolute shit when it comes to supporting their users. I “deleted” my original Facebook account that I started in 2005 (you can’t actually delete an account, only deactivate it, which is bullshit) around 2008 or 2009, and created a new one. Somehow someone started posting diet ads from that account about 13 years later (about 6 months back).

I emailed support and said someone had hacked my old account and was posting diet ads as me, but I no longer had access to the account because it was supposed to be removed over a decade ago. The profile pictures of both accounts were clearly the same person (me), the email addresses were the same, and so were the displayed account names. Support said they couldn’t do anything about it because they couldn’t verify that I owned the account that was posting ads! 🤦‍♂️🤬

I sent them a response that pretty much said “are you fucking joking right now?!” and didnt get a response back, but the ads apparently stopped.

mojo, in Sure buddy just take as many spots as you need

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mojo, in Instagram's monthly subscription

They definitely coordinated this and did it with all the other social media. Is nobody buying their data anymore? Brave of them to straight up admit they’re using your data for ads though, and they’re implying it’s a bad thing.

SnipingNinja,

This is happening because of some issue meta was facing in the EU regarding ads, privacy, et al

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