Johanno,

Ah I see you work in a bureau of the German government where fax machines are still the standard of communication. Emails get printed out and faxed over.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jesus, I remember the first time I got hit with that line (the old guys part, nobody has ever tried the fax on on me…yet). Just hearing it made me feel creepy considering the source, and I was only fucking 32. The girl was 17 FCOL. I literally noped out. Took off saying nope over and over again.

I’ve had giant leather bears hit on me and felt complimented. But that kid just skeeved me out. Luckily, it’s never happened with anyone that young again, but it still isn’t exactly the best line to use lol

not_a_dog,

🎵She was a fax machine🎵

🎵She kept her rollers clean🎵

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

🎵She had the best damn modem that I ever seen 🎵

iMastari,

I know how to program a VCR.

HurlingDurling,

I have all Transformers G1 episodes recorded on betamax

Cosmicomical,

I am old inside

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

My spine doctor said I have the spine of an old man. ;)

umbraroze,
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

Reminds me of another old joke: "My doctor said I have the lungs of a little old lady. The upside is that I know that little old ladies never die."

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You had her at “My spine doctor”

possiblylinux127,

Opens mouth and emits fax sounds

PopcornPrincess,

Sooo hot 🥵

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Faxes a dick pick but it comes out looking like a sonar image of a deep sea squid.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My scanner has a half an inch bezel around it. This makes it difficult if not impossible to scan my dick. c/mildlyinfuriating

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

dialup server wants to know this guy location

GombeenSysadmin,

Just hang up and *69 him

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