deras,

Pfft… Another bs conspiracy… 😐

Hypnos9,
@Hypnos9@artemis.camp avatar

This is such a shocking revalation! I never knew!

Fluba,

This is the same format of “source” my buddy would show me when he rambled on about COVID conspiracies. Or flat earth stuff. His source was always someone putting random images and text snippets together instead of a legit news/research source. We no longer talk about stuff and stick to literally nothing controversial.

Batman,

Occam’s razor says you have no friends.

Batman,

Occam’s razor says you have no friends.

bloodfart,

Da joos

nehl,

I gotta know, is this satire or real?

Sphere,
@Sphere@hexbear.net avatar

Yep, very clear demonstration of the fact that Israel is an apartheid state, given that it is indeed run by Jewish people despite the fact that Jewish people are a minority of the people living there.

gowan,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

Except they make up 73% of the population of Israel so it’s yet another country run by the majority.

Sphere,
@Sphere@hexbear.net avatar

Maybe if you only count citizens, but there’s a large oppressed population called Palestinians, maybe you’ve heard of them?

timesofisrael.com/jews-now-a-minority-in-israel-a…

According to Soffer, there are 7.45 million Jews and others along with 7.53 million Arab Israelis and Palestinians living in what he termed the Land of Israel, meaning Israel plus the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

SoyViking,
@SoyViking@hexbear.net avatar

Add 5.9 million Palestinian refugees to that list as well. The Zionist settlers are a minority in Palestine.

gowan,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

Ok but the fact is to get there you have to include the parts that aren’t technically Israel otherwise you’re back to Jewish people being the majority.

Sphere,
@Sphere@hexbear.net avatar

So in other words, one has to exclude significant, heavily populated areas that are being governed by the state of Israel in order to claim that it’s a democracy. It is deeply unclear why one would want to do so, though, given that the same government has given its full endorsement to settlers moving into these same areas, and has given absolutely no indication (in recent decades, at least) of ever intending to vacate these territories.

ren,
@ren@lemmy.world avatar

Oh shit! This is going straight on Qanon Facebook right now! My mom’s brother needs to know!

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Most business owners there are Israeli citizens too, coincidence? There's something weird going on, I'm just asking questions, guys.

Facebones,

Clearly a yuge conspiracy against Americans, everyone knows Americans are the best businessmen, anyone who says different only says that because they’re worse - it’s true, folks, these people love to lie - after my christening I closed a 7 figure deal, they can’t say that, can they? No they can’t because they don’t do christenings there, very sad, very rude to the Christian population those Christians always getting the short end of the stick but they won’t talk about that will they folks, no they won’t. I will though, somebody has to stand up for those righteous oppressed people and the media sure won’t do it but I’ll make sure everybody knows that Americans are getting a shit deal there

halvar,

Gonna need more evidence than that, to belive such bullshit

maxcharacterlimit,

Yeah, if this was true and Israel is actually run by Jews, then why isn’t it called Jewland? Pretty big whole in the logic if you ask me.

Besides, this is all disinformation; the real threat are the Crab People

Gay_Tomato,
@Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net avatar

Besides, this is all disinformation; the real threat are the Crab People

The squid people have been putting in work to be called the real threat for years at this point.

TheOakTree,

Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter’s habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn’t reproduce as much ;)

Annoyed_Crabby,

the real threat are the Crab People

I cannot stand idly by this baseless accusation.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

There’s no such thing as “Crab People”. They’re just Lizard People dressed as crabs.

csolisr,

Israel is just a way to hide their other name: Judea. And you know that Judea sounds a LOT like Jew-dea

HurlingDurling,

Image doesn’t load any more. What was this about?

WtfEvenIsExistence,

That’s no image, it’s a Giant Jewish Space Laser!

Original Image:

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/48ab6db7-57fe-4793-8746-f3bbe7c39d29.webp

It’s basically just mocking conspiracy theorists that talk about some “Jewish Conspiracy”.

some_guy,

I actually thought it was pretty clever. Now to work in the “blood libel”.

Also, did you know Jews are JEWish?! Be sure to like and subscribe.

Facebones,

WRONG

adora,

it's a parody conspiracy post.
it will prob load for you now

Little8Lost,

Simply unbelivable

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