SnotFlickerman,

But do they have a certificate to prove they are not Donkey Brained?

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

FORKLIFT, 2024

JokeDeity,

Honestly not even a bad idea.

Treczoks, (edited )

Freshly certified like Staplerfahrer Klaus?

For those who don't understand the language: This is the parody of an officially sponsored training/education film. The speaker is a well-known voice for a series of traffic safety videos that were shown weekly on TV in the 70s. It starts with the ceremony of handing out the forklift operator certificates, and then follows one of those nwly minted forklift operators, describing things one should not do around or with forklifts.

This so much needs English subtitles...

tacosanonymous,

I guess but as soon as they’re sworn in, they aren’t allowed to drive anymore.

GluWu,

HELL YEAH BROTHER VOTE ME IN IM CERTIFIED. OR I’LL VOTE YOU IN OF YOU’RE CERTIFIED. WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT AND STAY IN THE FORKLIFT ARRROOO

cirdanlunae,

Man, I miss being on r/thepack

GluWu,

THE_PACK IS SOMEWHERE ON LEMMY BROTHER. SORRY I COULDN’T TELL YOU HOW TO FIND IT, MY DIAL-UP IS NOT CRANKING MY HOG. IF YOU CAN’T FIND THE PACK, THE PACK WIL FILL FIND YOU ARRRROOOOOOO

Haus,
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

I was trying to think of one. Lech Walesa came to mind, but it's doubtful. There was a Romanian president maybe 20 years ago that was a merchant ship officer, who often get f/l qualified (I did), but iirc, he flamed out.

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