Is it because of me?

ObviouslyNotBanana, 7 months ago

Damn, I didn’t know I was an idiot

SuckMyWang, 7 months ago

Fraid so, the ankle bracelet doesn’t help either

ObviouslyNotBanana, 7 months ago

It’s certainly heavy

DmMacniel, 7 months ago

As a side note: you were/are able to send SMS to a landline and the provider of it would convert it to speech and read the content to you.

Faydaikin, 7 months ago

The old landlines had a ton of smart features. It’s just that very few of us knew about them and thus they went unused.

killeronthecorner, 7 months ago

So I guess it’s because she never texts back

_cnt0, 7 months ago

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bb2ef6ce-fde2-49e5-94d8-c5da1d872eb9.jpeg

Avnar, 7 months ago

Kein Schwein ruft mich an…

Palacegalleryratio, 7 months ago

1. Because your phone is a landline.

Macaroni_ninja, 7 months ago

Hah what an idiot! Not plugged in lmfao

mexicancartel, 7 months ago

Lol

Tankiedesantski, 7 months ago

Bro she’s busy manning the red telephone to an important world leader. If she fucks up we could all die in a nuclear war. Let her concentrate.

ElChapoDeChapo, 7 months ago

I really do suck at texting back and the ladies seem to hate it

ramius345, 7 months ago

Let’s start with the fact that is a rotary phone.