Vexcil,
cryostars,

Jesus titty fucking christ

feebl,

Quality.

piracy_is_good_xdd,

oh thats how onlyfans work…

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I’ve been seeing this guy a lot. Don’t really know who he is or what he represents.

Can someone fill me in?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

That's Doug Heffernan. He's the unofficial "king" of Queens in NYC.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Fuck, I thought it was Paul Blaurt this whole time.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s a meme that’s been everywhere lately. I don’t know where this originated, but it’s a promo shot from that old King of Queens show.

I never watched the show, but I guess it’s old enough now to be a meme.

scottywh,

It was a pretty great show as far as sitcoms go.

ray,

idk but somehow popular enough that the today show picked up on it www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P2A_eh0h58

son_named_bort,

I was always just a maybe anyway.

tdawg,

honesty I’d much rather people just be honest about not wanting to hang then be surrounded by flakes

solivine,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’ve done this once or twice myself, and at the moment of accepting the invite I’m absolutely down to do it, but when it gets to the day itself sometimes it’s way too hard or I didn’t anticipate how it fits in with other events.

agressivelyPassive,

And if you get older, you sometimes are simply too tired. A party on Friday sounds great on Monday, but on Friday at around 5 it starts to sound really really tiring and you’d really appreciate going to bed early.

Getting old sucks.

solivine,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

For sure, I just give them the honest reason if I have to cancel.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

“Sorry bro, I’m peeing out of my ass”

xusontha,

Truly one of the most urgent activities

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Better than pooping out your penis.

ipkpjersi,

This is technically possible, unfortunately. With an abnormal connection of tissue known as a colovesical fistula, it is possible.

Nice_Melt_Pleb,

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

Your search history must be …let’s just go with “interesting”

WarmSoda,

I have to… wash hair…

TotallyNotSpez,

I’ve got this very important dentist appointment.

xusontha,

Sorry, I got… jury duty?

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