Shiki, deleted_by_moderator
Black616Angel, Do you care to elaborate?
Just read your comment history. Please don’t elaborate and instead go fuck yourself.
Fishshake, DeAdNaMe
Kangie, Ah love the Chaser
ILikeBoobies, Have the abandoned the Twitter trademark and domain?
citycat, I’ve been calling it Ex-Twitter, which I think sounds even more insulting
14th_cylon, That’s actually funny…
Nerrad, Damn, I’ve been doing it wrong! I thought X was pronounced TEN.
#twitter sucks.
deadsenator, It could be “Xitter” Pronounced “Shitter” and the hashtag is now a fashtag.
Copied from elsewhere…I am not original.
DragonTypeWyvern, Good ideas are meant to be spread.
cley_faye, I really like the idea of calling it either Twitter or Ten, because at least it’s a word and it’s certainly not what the chief twat had in mind either way.
DragonTypeWyvern, Xitter
fugepe, deleted_by_moderator
funkless_eck, when someone changes their name, especially because their old one is a bad time for them. usually because they are transitioning, but maybe because they were a high profile victim, or a relation of someone who was, or they are trying to escape abuse- and you carry on using it to punish them and deliberately hurt their feelings out of spite
mephiska, The old name of a trans person. Insisting on calling someone by their old name who has transitioned is insulting and disrespectful, and refuses to acknowledge their wishes.
So what’s wrong with “color haired people”?
VediusPollio, Wokespeak bro. Get with the times or get cancelled.
Zaphod, Legend says if you say Twitter 13 times inside of a Tesla at 4:20am, Elon Musk will appear inside the car
MentalEdge, More likely that the autopilot kicks in, locks the doors, and drives into a lake.
ApathyTree, That’s going to happen anyway when he enables The Code, he just has to wait for enough people to buy them to save the climate he’s actively helping destroy with rockets, then he gets all them tree hugger no good hippies in one go!
/foil hat
LEDZeppelin, And if you say Twitter 69 times inside of a Tesla models S3XY at sharp 4:20am, Elon Musk will cum inside the car
carl_dungeon, Probably just disables your car
lowleveldata, I could call it that but then nobody would know what the fuck I’m talking about. Maybe at least pick a name that’s unique?
GreenMario, The only thing that gets me hard is billionaires not getting their way.
blanketswithsmallpox, So when you win the Powerball you'll have to be a masochist to fuck?
EdibleFriend, I mean…im already a masochist when i fuck so…I…I really don’t know how we got here to be perfectly honest.
GreenMario, If I win the Powerball I’ll be able to afford a good Dom.
Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can’t get their way but I’m a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?
elscallr, We obey the laws of mathematics in this house!
assassin_aragorn, Nah just donate to charity until you’re well below a billion. Even a hundred million sets me up for life, and it has the added bonus of not being so much that my descendants end up as fucking idiots like Musk.
diocan, Edgy AF
Jaysyn, Die in a fire & I'll consider it, #Muskrat.
Wakdem, Fight me and i will
Decimit, I will call it Twitter or Shitter. Your call.
LEDZeppelin, Rudy Giuliani is only other person who’s character arc perfectly matches Melon’s. Melon speed ran the whole arc though
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