If you're having people over, be sure to have adequate supplies available.
GrammatonCleric, 
Literal shitpost
Sabre363, Just use the 3 shells
Pistcow, Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.
BeefSupreme, Don’t you people have knives?
And009, Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions
smuuthbrane, 
At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.
SuckMyWang, Definitely. A bit harder to eat though
thatsTheCatch, 186 upvotes? I don’t get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh
theodewere, 
the rare combined PSA-shitpost
Chariotwheel, Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.
ignotum, Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn’t come free
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
That’s plenty for guests for the weekend
NegativeLookBehind, 
That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.
Rouxibeau, Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.
PhoreTwunny, Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie
FQQD, 
Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night
alyx, charge them for it
Kusimulkku, Good advice even when you don’t have people over
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