mycroft, 10 months ago

If the people living in apartments had a say in how they were built… yeah

Nobody chooses to live in a fucking tin can hanging from suspension wires that is so poorly insulated you can hear every bird flying into the windows as though you’re inside a bass drum.

The sounds of my neighbors at 3 am snoring are not a feature you can call part of the “shared experience.”

The prospect of being trapped together because the elevator went out and there’s a fire… oh so joyous. Not to mention all the people’s pets that get left at home throughout the day and I can hear crying with desperation to be let out as though they’re in the next room…

I’m quite happy not to live in a fucking modern apartment thank you very much.