im picturing a robotic version of the face sucker alien with a humpy brush crotch that pre-cums a mild abrasive. hopefully it has a fun sense of rhythm.
When will these boffins stop and question if they are going too far with these dangerous technologies? The current encabulation speed is more than adequate. We need a moratorium on encabulation development until we can assess the societal impact.
Look, the rate of encabulation is one thing, but it's not the entirety of progress in the field. I don't want to see a future where we miss out on real strides in the vector stability of linear torsion resonance. Sure, we can make do with what we have and just accept that we'll never have the capacitance alignment to work accurately for more than two, maybe three linkage cycles. But if the claims about the new magnesium-iridium vortex electrodes are even half true, it'd revolutionise the whole business
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