Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m falling down my apartment building’s stairwell. Ow.

swordsmanluke,

I’ll be done worrying about work today, I tell you what.

JamesStallion,

*hwat

Kajibits,

I’m have been removed from my current chair and I’m now sitting in a different chair.

marshadow,

Part of me is outside, part is inside, and part is stuck in the wall.

Daxtron2,

Just squirted shit all over my neighbors floor

Edge004,

I fall out of my chair

morphballganon,

I fall the two feet back onto the bed

Jimbabwe,

Still In Bed Crew rise up!!!

…or not

morphballganon,

West coast crew

BenLeMan,

Pooping in the shower. What else is new?

AVincentInSpace,

My head and torso are inside my bedroom wall but my legs are not.

SirQuackTheDuck,

So you’re an NPC in an average AAA-game?

wrekone,

I’m having a very hard time picturing how this could happen. Are your legs growing out of your right side?

AVincentInSpace,

I was lying down and defined my left as what would be my left of I were sitting up. If I had actually been teleported two feet to my left I would have ended up under my bed, and possibly intersecting the floor

cordlesslamp,

in the next apartment’s bedroom, which belongs to a 70 year old lady who insisted that I need to eat more fruits (she always has some fruits ready to give out every time she sees me).

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

I would be in my bed because I’m laying on my left side and have a thick bed

And009,

Trapped in the storage

humdrumgentleman,

Me and another churchgoer now occupy the same space. I’m on my phone; I wonder what she did to deserve this.

Two2Tango,

I’ve just been teleported out of bed horizontally. My lower half falls 2 feet but I hit my head on the nightstand on the way down and end up a crumpled mess on the floor

Ticklemytip,

I am sitting in the empty bus seat next to me. This is a slight annoyance because I prefer sitting next to the window.

Karlos_Cantana,
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

Now I have 3 left feet?

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