What is the most memorable/strange targeted AD you've gotten online?

Recently I keep seeing suggested/ads for things making fun of electric vehicles.

My favorite car I ever owned was a nissan leaf, and right now I have an electric scooter, so not sure what I did to get on list of “people who hate electric vehicles” and why that’s even a list.

what_is_a_name,

Less juicy than some here.

I keep getting ads about my employer - a B2B / B2E business. Not sure how Facebook thinks I may be a purchaser at a business. I am not.

shinigamiookamiryuu,

Every time I talk about food, I get ads for certain restaurants. That is the typical experience of mine. I mentioned “those fancy onion looking houses in Russia” and the next thing I know an ad for blooming onions from Outback Steakhouse appears before a YouTube video. I dare not even speak other languages near some technology because then the language of my ads change. Not only that, but my phone must know when I wake up in the morning because I get phone calls as soon as I wake up, and I’ve had certain websites misgender me because a guy is talking near my technology or is in a photo or because I sound tomboyish or look tomboyish in photos and they were trying to “detect” my gender using the spy stuff. I’m surprised these people who are behind the surveillance still trust their own judgment.

ShittyBeatlesFCPres,

I constantly get ads about horny milfs in my town but horny milfs are an invasive species where I live and we’re not allowed to have them as pets. I don’t even live in a town. I live in a grand duchy.

ivanafterall,
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That sounds less like ads and more like a local emergency alert system.

LaunchesKayaks,
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So it isn’t a strange item, but the length of time I got targeted ads was absurd.

In 2018 I had to buy a new mattress. I Googled directions to the nearest mattress store and got a mattress. For the next 3 years every single video ad I got anywhere was for mattresses. Do y’all know how many people decided to just start making mattresses… I didn’t think the ads would end…

ericbomb,

You don’t buy a mattress every week?

LordOfTheChia,

Subscribe and save!

ItsYaBoyN00dles,

Wait, how many of you aren’t getting a weekly mattress? Our family gets a new mattress every fortnight TOPS.

3 years seems like an insane amount of time between mattresses.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been living my life all wrong and I have nobody to blame but myself…

waz,

Around 2010 I was going through a traditional Irish music phase. I remember listening to Pandora while eating my lunch and after the song “Finnegans Wake” I got an advertisement for “Funerals starting at $900 in the {where I lived} area”.

I understand why it was suggested, most people listening to The Dubliners are probably 30-40 years older than me. It also made me laugh to imagine some sales guy going to a funeral home and pitching advertising as a way to drum up more business.

ivanafterall,
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It's brilliant audience choice, though. Fully 100% of Spotify listeners are going to die.

WhoRoger,
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Back in the day, my shaver broke so I looked online for a new one. Bought one, and afterwards I had ads for nothing but electric shavers. It was so friggin bizarre, like reading some random article and getting 6 ads for shavers. That’s when I finally started using adblock.

ericbomb,

I don’t understand the logic of that for long term products! Like maybe do it for 2 weeks after you first search, and then maybe 3 years later.

Like, how can that possibly work?

fubo,

I have a running joke with a friend about “what Jeff wants to sell me today”.

(Jeff being Jeff Bezos, i.e. Amazon recommendations.)

Strange things Jeff has wanted to sell me recently:

  • falconry equipment
  • a gallon of molasses
  • a quern-stone
  • veterinary surgical adhesives

After playing a bit of Baldur’s Gate 3, I now imagine Jeff Bezos as a deep gnome merchant with an astonishingly random assortment of products …

all-knight-party,
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I'm imagining you going into wal mart, arriving at checkout with all those items in a row. Queue very skeptical look from the cashier.

fubo,

This is my falcon, Awk Sed Fred …

ironhydroxide,

Queue is a line of something. Cue is a hint or signal.

all-knight-party,
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Uhh, nah I totally meant that they're queueing up their skeptical looks. Yeah, totally on purpose.

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