at_an_angle,
@at_an_angle@lemmy.one avatar

I like to take a step in, press my floor button and not turn around. Facing the back of the elevator even if someone else gets on.

cambionn,
@cambionn@feddit.nl avatar

Looking at my phone to brainlessly scroll, just to realise I don’t have signal because I’m in an elevator.

writeblankspace,
@writeblankspace@geddit.social avatar

I... exist

SuperSpruce,

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

SuperSpruce,

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

SuperSpruce,

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

drgltch,

if no one is entering the empty elevator when I exit, I mash all the buttons.

jetsetdorito,

I worked at a security job before. People do funny stuff when they're alone in an elevator lol.

pztrn,
@pztrn@bin.pztrn.online avatar

Getting my phone out of pocket and continue reading that great finction.

outbound,

Blue Steel in the mirror.

outbound,

Blue Steel in the mirror.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

practice your karate

kzzzt Could you please stop jumping around in the elevator, you’re triggering the gravity sensors and causing alarms. Thank you. kzzzt

Specific_Skunk,

I look around for cameras and if I find one, I stare at it for the whole ride. No one really watches those things unless something is being investigated so on the rare chance someone sees it, I’ll just be an oddity in a much more interesting tale.

Usually I just take the stairs though. I hate surveillance.

dirkgentle,

What if they have cameras at the stairs?

heartlessevil,

I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them

Glide,

…wait?

Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.

jhn,

Yeah, most of the elevators I encounter are at hotels while traveling, so it’s usually the first place I have a moment to breathe after going non-stop for hours and hours. I’m not practicing karate, I’m trying not to collapse from exhaustion.

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