Thndrchld,

However, more importantly, you can drape TP over the auto flush sensor to make sure it doesn’t spray saltwater on your balls every time you move.

If it's inside the wall, spit on the tp, then stick it to the wall so it hangs down over the sensor. Be sure to wipe your spit off the wall when you're done, ya pig.

Thndrchld,

Those seat protectors they have in some bathrooms? I bet you’re using it wrong

The flap goes in the front, not the back. It keeps you from getting the witch’s kiss on your peepee.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

They don’t make those for full-figured gents like myself. They break 100% of the time, then my dick touches the bowl.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

They don’t make those for full-figured gents like myself. They break 100% of the time, then my dick touches the bowl.

ada,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I'd have to do some pretty amazing contortions for my junk to touch the toilet bowl. Like splits with one foot in the bowl?

Double_A,
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I even do that at home…

Lost_Wanderer,

Look at mr. long dong over here.

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