BromSwolligans, “Save every five minutes and never buy Packard Bell.”
SinningStromgald, “A boat is a hole in the water you throw money in.” - Grandpa
“It’s like that for a while…then it gets worse.” - Grandpa
“Even the worst pizza is still pretty damn good.” - Grandpa
No idea if, or who, he may have stolen those sayings from but I’ll always remember him for them.
johndroid, 
“Putang ina.” (“Son of a whore”)
They said this arming Filipino phrase whenever I did something stupid. So…a lot.
tungah, My grandfather: “Life is hard only for those who are soft.”
Emperor, 
My maternal grandfather said “By Jove” a lot.
My paternal grandfather had a lot of sayings: “here’s me head, me arse is coming”, “she walks with a bit of a run”, etc - typing them out a lot had to do with the way people walked. There are more though.
ada, 
“How’d you seem to be this morning?”
pianokd11, (Insert place) was so empty you could throw a cow through it!
wesker, 
“Who just shit my pants?”
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