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thegreekgeek, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?
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sits in corner and cries in clean butthole

FreeBooteR69,
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I envy you. I have a harry butthole and the will-knots will not.

metaStatic,

Yer a butthole 'Arry

ThrowawayPermanente, in Don't you think kbin has really gone downhill since the good old days?

You mean back before the normies found out about it? Definitely. I mean, I wasn't around back then but they tell me it was great.

BionicHippo, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?

You still gotta wipe the water off with a bidet. But you gotta sit for that so you don't drip bidet water down your leg.

Ragnell, in What movie/tv show has a good likeliness to be resolved by the protagonists playing the board game Jumanji from the movie?
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I'm not sure about a GOOD resolution, but the first movie that comes to mind is Jurassic Park.

klenB,

They could stuff the dinos into Jumanji and have that hunter guy wallop them

Amongog, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?
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Male
Bidet + half stand

I'm not fat but do have a big ass, it's easier for me to do a half stand and wipe, spreading my ass a bit and making sure everything is indeed clean.

Arnerob, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?

Standing, I think it's more common for guys to do it like that

FreeBooteR69,
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I sit to shit. I don't have everyone's perfect torpedo's, there would be collateral damage in a stand-up.

WeDoTheWeirdStuff, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?

Almost exclusively

RegularBard, in You are now an RPG character, what does your character sheet say?
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Regular Bard

Ancestry: Northern European
Advantage on Con saves against weather affects and immune to Exhaustion caused by Cold

Background: Dissilusioned Millennial
You gain the starting benefit of the last 5 classes you have made progress in, as your inability to decide on a career path has led you to many business ventures which, while failures, have still taught you something.

Class: Mechanical Engineer 1/ Physicist 1/ Teacher 1/Technical Writer 3/Machinist 5
Proficiency in Drafting, Proficiency in Abstract Thought, Proficiency in Patience, Proficiency in 1 additional Language of your choice, Proficiency in Persuasion, Proficiency in 3 sets of tools of your choice, Proficiency in Crafting

Class Features:
It's not due until tomorrow
You gain a +5 instead of a negative modifier to any check made to write on a subject you haven't prepared for.

Dimensional Metrology
You instinctually know when a design you have seen will result in a good part or a bad one.

Operational Parameters
When making a crafting check for any tool you are proficient in, you can add double your proficiency bonus.

Emergency Modifications
You gain the ability to add a +5 to any crafting check you make, up to a maximum of your INT mod times per day.

Feats:
One With Sleep
You gain a +3 to any skill you have no positive modifier in after an 8 hour bout of sleep.

mrbubblesort,
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This is amazing. Dissilusioned Millennial is absolutely going to be in my next game

RegularBard,
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Thank you! I had fun making it up, I hope it gets used well

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  • kestrel7,
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    This guy shits.

    SkadusX, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?

    Depends on how many days I got into the challenge.

    ScumbagSpruce, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?
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    Bidet. And then one sitting pass to dry.

    BedSharkPal,

    I can't believe anyone does it any other way.

    ScumbagSpruce,
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    Savages exist in all corners of the world.

    If you know someone who would get poop on their hand and wipe it with paper saying "good enough", they are uncivilized and not to be trusted. And they have a dirty butthole.

    Cinner,

    How do bidets work with different types of poop? My butt has been on a real peanut butter kick lately, and I'm starting to despise wet wipes.

    iAmTheTot,
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    They work well, that's how.

    Niello,

    If you are considering getting a bidet, you might also be interested to know that there is a hand bidet variant. The positive is you don't have to move where you sit, you can control the position and angle as well as the pressure with your hand, and it's more compact.

    VioletRing,

    I'll second the hand bidet! It hooks on the side of the toilet tank, and the hose is long enough that I've used it to spray my feet off in the tub. For the ladies out there, hand bidet is the way to go for period and after sex clean up.

    Previously had an under-seat style and had many issues with it. The under-seat wasn't as good for certain poos, and being a lady, I was never very comfortable with the water blasting back to front. It also was a pain whenever the toilet clogged - all that nasty toilet water splashing it and on a few occasions the bidet was submerged. That's a lot of extra cleaning, and you gotta trust everyone else is properly cleaning it after a clog.

    ScumbagSpruce,
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    Bidets are like a refreshing mini pressure washer for your brown eye. Blasts the peanut butter right out of the shag carpet. Works on all types.

    cram42,
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    This 👆. There is no other way.

    PixelPassport, in Don't you think kbin has really gone downhill since the good old days?

    I'm just waiting for a good app. I'll be back for you kbin...

    DrChickenbeer,
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    @PixelPassport Artemis will be here before you know it.

    Baketime, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?

    Lean to one side

    supermurs, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?
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    Not while standing completely but kind of in the middle of sitting and standing. Not sure what the correct English term is for this position.

    Trebuchet,

    I like your thinking, getting in a quad workout at the same time

    randomperson,
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    In Polish it would be "na Małysza". Małysz is a famous Polish ski jumper.

    supermurs,
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    Haha, I should call it Nykänen or Ahonen as they are famous Finnish ski jumpers.

    kestrel7,
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    In English we would probably call that crouching or squatting.

    redcalcium, in Don't you think kbin has really gone downhill since the good old days?

    Based on how people keep complaining on hackernews about “this forum has turned into reddit” every once in a while for the last 12 years, I suspect the same stuff will happen here.

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