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The48thTable, in You are now an RPG character, what does your character sheet say?

I’d probably be a bard since im a musician. High charisma, low str and con, average int and wis, decent dex. I’d imagine I’d be proficient in persuasion and diplomacy since im a mediator around the workplace. If I had it my way, I’d use a light partisan for my weapon and wear half plate, even though bards have to take extra feats to get that.

SustainedChaos, in Don't you think kbin has really gone downhill since the good old days?

Noting the url of this post. Expect plenty of reposts as the years click by.

palordrolap, in Can we have one day without talking about poop?

S**t happens, man.

But slightly more seriously, when you combine anonymity with something that people do on average once a day, but due to social mores they don't talk about, those social mores become a lot more flexible, I guess.

ivanafterall,
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...only once a day?

peanuts4life,
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Three times a day at least for me.

palordrolap,

The average (perhaps geometrically, even) over all people is, as a statistic I've pulled out of a perhaps all too apt a place, about once a day, I reckon. At the extremes, there are those who go multiple times a day and there are those who somehow manage to last a week or more without needing to.

Extreme cases without diagnosed illnesses really ought to be looking at their diet IMO, but then, I'm no more an MD than I am a statistician.

s6original, in Can we have one day without talking about poop?
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This is the first one I've seen today.

tate,
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So I guess they’re asking for tomorrow?

Entropywins, in Can we have one day without talking about poop?
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Couldn't even make it through a cup of coffee...

livus,
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Coffee has a mild laxative effect for me.

BurnTheRight, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?

OP's username checks out.

AmidFuror, in Godzilla versus Superman?

Does Godzilla have any kryptonite? If yes, he might win. If not, he loses.

zerbey, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?

Sitting, but until I was an adult I stood. No idea why I stood for so long, probably how I was taught and just never changed. Sitting is more efficient.

TriLevelSync,

Seriously. No one ever tells you that you are taking a shit wrong.

bupkis, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?

Both. And I can't decide which is better. Same as peeing.

TabbyCat, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?
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I may be posh but I still wipe, standing up in all of my wet ass glory.

Snowfall, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?
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Half stand wipe north to south. My old bidet doesn’t fit my new toilet anymore so I am S.O.L unfortunately, been using one of those travel bidet for more emergency situations

reflex, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?
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Lean forward and wipe from beneath, peek-a-boo style.

lemonflavoured, in You are now an RPG character, what does your character sheet say?
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Dunno about anything else, but I have Aspergers, and the only way I can think of really simulating that is giving disadvantage on basically anything that needs a Charisma check.

Hank,

If you're the kind of autist that is good at stuff they're interested in you're like a wild magic sorcerer of every day tasks or something.

lemonflavoured,
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I have a very good memory and I learn quickly, so there's some bonuses to lore checks on certain subjects.

dismalnow, in Do you wipe sitting or standing?
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My posh, clean ass is always out - and frequently the topic of discussion.

Prior to my ascension, I was a sit-wiper because shit should always be as close to the toilet as possible.

McBinary,
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Even after our, ahem* ascension, we still gotta dry off. Sit style, lean and dry!

Habnab, (edited ) in Does pixelfed strip EXIF data on upload?
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