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FlyingSquid, in i don't make the rules
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“Where’s your father?”

“He’s upstairs masturbating to gay porn again.”

– Kids in the Hall, Brain Candy

Depress_Mode, in Elders rule

Nowadays, kids can shoot back that they take the same uphill-both-ways route to school each day, except instead of freezing temps and deep snow, now it’s 130° and submerged under 10 feet of floodwaters. And just like Grampa, they still can’t afford shoes, either.

Qwazpoi,

While being shot at, or maybe that only happens once they are at school

shadowSprite,

Speaking of floods and shoes and walking home from school, my mom used to tell me the story of when the bus dropped her and her siblings off from school, but they still had a really long walk and it was storming. My grandma came to pick them up but couldn’t drive the car through the floodwaters that had come up over the bridge, so they WALKED THROUGH THE FLOODWATERS OF THE CREEK to the car. My uncle had brand new shoes and took them off and was carrying them above his head and dropped them and my mom had to stop him from diving after them because he thought he’d get in trouble for losing his shoes. My mom said the next day after the flood receded they realized that the whole bridge had been washed away except the center where they had been walking. I was like 1. If this is really a true story, how the hell did none of you get washed away, and 2. You really couldn’t figure out another way to get home? Or just go vibe with a neighbor?

Depress_Mode,

That’s actually an awesome and charming story. Another possibility is that the bridge was still there when they walked across and was only washed away later.

Tb0n3, in i don't make the rules

Completely expected but I couldn’t help but laugh.

paholg, in personality rule

Are you the child, the monster, or the horse?

Death2lois,
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Depends on the day.

NikkiNikkiNikki,
@NikkiNikkiNikki@kbin.social avatar

It only works if it's all three at once

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in Elders rule
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"It's uphill both ways! How is that even possible!?"

BlinkerFluid, in personality rule
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

I’m not like the other girls!

You like me?!

Death2lois,
@Death2lois@lemmy.one avatar

Let me ramble on excitedly about the new thing I’m into until it’s now uncomfortable!!

niktemadur, in Elders rule

…when they were YOUR age!

roo, in Elders rule
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Hahaha! Too good!

itsgroundhogdayagain, in love rule

Don’t worry, if they’re Italian, they’ll tell you.

Kolanaki,
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snaps the spaghetti in half before putting it in the pot

RubberDucky,

Ayo, hatecrime?

bdonvr,

slowly dollops cottage cheese onto lasagna noodles

usualsuspect191, in 2 llamas playing airhockey

Needs a duck

alrighthosanna, in wholesome rule

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  • Akagigahara,

    It’s a joke about the bat being upside down.

    Duckling got themselves a helium balloon and a, probaly air filled, balloon for their bat friend. As balloons from our perspective always go up, it needs to go down for the bat to be in the perspective.

    It’s a cute gesture and, imo, highlights inclusion by accommodation

    LifeInMultipleChoice,

    I think they understood that, the other user was pointing out you could use a heavier gas to ensure the balloon wouldn’t be equal in weight to the atmosphere. It would make it “float” more in an equivalent manner as a helium baloon does in the opposite direction.

    People usually show the effects of the weight of these gases as well by breathing it in, helium makes your voice higher, where sulfer hexaflouride would make your voice lower.

    JohnDClay, in wholesome rule

    They could also fill it with Sulfur Hexafluoride to make it even heavier. Otherwise the balloon would bounce quite a bit. Cute cartoon though.

    Chadus_Maximus,

    I am more of a Radon gas enjoyer myself.

    SurpriZe,

    Where could one get a balloonful of this chemical?

    JohnDClay,

    I don’t know, I think it’s used for some industrial processes? So probably wherever you would get small batch industrial chemicals. I know Codys Lab got a bunch, but it seems like he can get his hands on anything.

    PrivateNoob, in hatsrulene

    Is Miku’s flavor minty? :3

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar
    PrivateNoob,

    Yay someone made a meme about me! ^^

    Thank you!

    PseudoSpock, in 2 llamas playing airhockey
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    Carrrrrl!

    RIP_Cheems, in ASMRule
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    This isn’t even horny, it’s just sad.

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