SeramisV,
@SeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Gabriel ultrakill

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

Alexa Siri, Google and Cortana are always listening

The devs claim they only listen when they hear their names, but how can they hear their names if they’re not always listening?

AeroLemming,

Real answer: they are always listening, but they are supposed to use a separate bit of code to listen for activation keywords that can run locally, so they aren’t just constantly streaming audio data to someone’s servers. In reality, there are plenty of false positives and you never know if it’s listening or not.

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

they are always listening, but they are supposed to use a separate bit of code to listen for activation keywords that can run locally,

No, that’s bullshit, they’re always listening for information about what ads to target to you.

AeroLemming,

Do you have a source? That’s a bold claim and is something that would be easily detectable with a signal sniffer if it were true.

ShittyKopper,

in fact, they use separate low power hardware with the only purpose of listening to the “hotwords” needed to wake up the main app. that’s one of the reasons why on certain older phones you cannot activate google assistant while the screen is off.

while the screen is on? all bets are off, but they probably wouldn’t want to waste battery time when a lower powered option is available.

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

in fact, they use separate low power hardware with the only purpose of listening to the “hotwords” needed to wake up the main app.

bullshit. Why wouldn’t they always listen when they have money to gain from what they hear us do?

Smorty,

Google makes you say “Hey Google” three times so they can train their seperaten hey Google detection model. So if you wanna believe the big cooperations, yes, it’s totally safe cuz it’s different code.

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s just a voice-activated placebo button. They’re always listening

Smorty,

Yup

Anangrierterrarian,
@Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Based opinion

Roundcat,
Roundcat avatar

Kiosk at restaurants in Japan

Japanese mode: Cheerful "gochuumon, Arigatougozaimasu ^~^"
English mode: Monotone "Thank you for your order []-[]"

traches,

PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA

PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA

PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA

PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA

PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA

PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA

PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA

rentar42,

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s my poo. Eat my shit ROBOT

roi,

USE PIN PAD TO COMPLETE TRANSACTION

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

EAT MY SHIT ROBOT!

Fizz,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

All machines, from the humblest kiosk to the grandest Titan, embody the spirit of the Machine God. Each echo, each sound, each whisper they utter, is a testament to the sacred union between Man and Machine.

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

Except for printers, which bridge the gap between the machine world and ours. There is no force that can govern their domain.

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Do you want them to go all Skynet? Because this is how you get them to go all Skynet.

forcequit,

Please place the item in the bagging area

wtypstanaccount04,
@wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net avatar

spongebob-i-fucking-love SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MACHINE JOB-REPLACING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE AUTOMATED CHECKOUTS SO FUCKING MUCH

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Unexpected item in the bagging area.

wtypstanaccount04,
@wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net avatar

I’ve literally punched those machines before, they deserve it

forcequit,

your call is important to us

wtypstanaccount04,
@wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net avatar

As the guillotine gets raised we’ll offer the billionaires an option for a 45-minute call to tech support while the blade inches closer and closer to drop height

forcequit,

login to continue

wtypstanaccount04, (edited )
@wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net avatar

Real talk I love chatting with the cashier and getting my groceries bagged. I make small talk and ask them how they’re doing. It’s a small opportunity to practice social skills and be friendly. On the other hand automated checkouts replace that familiar face with a sinister machine that makes you do the job of the cashier for zero pay and yells at you when you take too long or do something wrong or put 0.000001 pounds on the checkout scale. Steal from automated checkouts whenever you think you can get away with it.

HornyOnMain,

Butlerian jihad now to stop them before it gets to that point

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