SeramisV, Gabriel ultrakill
EmperorHenry, Alexa Siri, Google and Cortana are always listening
The devs claim they only listen when they hear their names, but how can they hear their names if they’re not always listening?
AeroLemming, Real answer: they are always listening, but they are supposed to use a separate bit of code to listen for activation keywords that can run locally, so they aren’t just constantly streaming audio data to someone’s servers. In reality, there are plenty of false positives and you never know if it’s listening or not.
EmperorHenry, they are always listening, but they are supposed to use a separate bit of code to listen for activation keywords that can run locally,
No, that’s bullshit, they’re always listening for information about what ads to target to you.
AeroLemming, Do you have a source? That’s a bold claim and is something that would be easily detectable with a signal sniffer if it were true.
ShittyKopper, in fact, they use separate low power hardware with the only purpose of listening to the “hotwords” needed to wake up the main app. that’s one of the reasons why on certain older phones you cannot activate google assistant while the screen is off.
while the screen is on? all bets are off, but they probably wouldn’t want to waste battery time when a lower powered option is available.
EmperorHenry, in fact, they use separate low power hardware with the only purpose of listening to the “hotwords” needed to wake up the main app.
bullshit. Why wouldn’t they always listen when they have money to gain from what they hear us do?
Smorty, Google makes you say “Hey Google” three times so they can train their seperaten hey Google detection model. So if you wanna believe the big cooperations, yes, it’s totally safe cuz it’s different code.
EmperorHenry, It’s just a voice-activated placebo button. They’re always listening
Smorty, Yup
Anangrierterrarian, Based opinion
Roundcat, Kiosk at restaurants in Japan
Japanese mode: Cheerful "gochuumon, Arigatougozaimasu ^~^"
English mode: Monotone "Thank you for your order []-[]"
traches, PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA
PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA
PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA
PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA
PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA
PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA
PLEASE PUT THE ITEM OR ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA
rentar42, UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
EmperorHenry, It’s my poo. Eat my shit ROBOT
roi, USE PIN PAD TO COMPLETE TRANSACTION
EmperorHenry, EAT MY SHIT ROBOT!
Fizz, All machines, from the humblest kiosk to the grandest Titan, embody the spirit of the Machine God. Each echo, each sound, each whisper they utter, is a testament to the sacred union between Man and Machine.
Toribor, Except for printers, which bridge the gap between the machine world and ours. There is no force that can govern their domain.
dingus, Do you want them to go all Skynet? Because this is how you get them to go all Skynet.
forcequit, Please place the item in the bagging area
wtypstanaccount04, spongebob-i-fucking-love SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MACHINE JOB-REPLACING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE AUTOMATED CHECKOUTS SO FUCKING MUCH
dingus, Unexpected item in the bagging area.
wtypstanaccount04, I’ve literally punched those machines before, they deserve it
forcequit, your call is important to us
wtypstanaccount04, As the guillotine gets raised we’ll offer the billionaires an option for a 45-minute call to tech support while the blade inches closer and closer to drop height
forcequit, login to continue
wtypstanaccount04, (edited ) Real talk I love chatting with the cashier and getting my groceries bagged. I make small talk and ask them how they’re doing. It’s a small opportunity to practice social skills and be friendly. On the other hand automated checkouts replace that familiar face with a sinister machine that makes you do the job of the cashier for zero pay and yells at you when you take too long or do something wrong or put 0.000001 pounds on the checkout scale. Steal from automated checkouts whenever you think you can get away with it.
HornyOnMain, Butlerian jihad now to stop them before it gets to that point
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