The secret ingredient is smegma
shani66, Remember, never annoy the person handling your food
Alexstarfire, About as bad as ligma.
Bumblefumble, What’s ligma?
Alexstarfire, Ligma balls!!
Haha, got’em.
ivanafterall, 
Which reminds me: does anyone here have any updog? If I didn't know what "updog" was, I would at least ask me.
fallingcats, What’s updog?
ivanafterall, Nothing much, dawg, what's up with you!?
FfaerieOxide, 
What do you think smegma is and why would you presume you'd find any at the upper crack of this fellow's ass?
From this picture, if anything the secret ingredient can be suspected to be doodoo chips.
MeDuViNoX, Obviously his boyfriend put it there and he saved it for a snack at work.
Eagle0600, 
🤤
lseif, gross (not in a homophobic way)
irreticent, No wonder they have a “Now Hiring” sign on the counter!
ivanafterall, Just look him in the eye, give a firm handshake, and the job is yours.
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