Alright I didn’t know where else to post this but I wanted to inquire y’all for knowledge. I wanted to formally declare war on McDonald Islands and I wanted to know if anyone here knows how to do that. I already declared war on them on Twitter so that’s like 50% of the work, right? What else do I need to do? I’m holding a press conference tomorrow at 6. Please help.
I’d say the next step is to show up there personally. Wait until nightfall then sneak out and leave a flaming bag of dog doody on someone’s porch and ring the doorbell. Some might say this is impossible since no one really lives there, but I feel certain you can do it.
Be prepared after that. McDonald Island is an Australian territory, so the Aussies may try to retaliate by TPing your house or something, those scamps
I might need help for that. I shall call on the Irish. They owe me. But I’ll need to build a house on the islands first, thank you for your intel! You’re promoted!
Anyways if, and that’s a big IF, the Australians provide resistance against my forces and I, I already have another war plan in development. I don’t want to tell too much but it’s honestly pretty smart, I’ll use “ping -c [REDACTED] google.com.au” in my terminal, which is sure to get them begging for mercy.
You obviously need to use Meyer Rock as a staging area.
Now, you're probably tempted to attack from the south. But the harbor there is flanked by pillars which will be easy to defend from. What you want to do is go for the jetty on the east side. It will be easy to take since you can attack from three directions. That will give you a beachhead. Then, I would surround the northeastern ridge, which will open up the northern cape for taking. By then, you can launch your second assault in south.
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