How Jesus got his super-rules
(Christ The Redeemer is struck by lighting several times a year, and has an array of grounded lightning rods for just such occasions.)
(Christ The Redeemer is struck by lighting several times a year, and has an array of grounded lightning rods for just such occasions.)
killeronthecorner, Why would God do this tho
Vuraniute, plot twist: zeus is the one behind this cuz he’s mad that people are worshipping christianity and not him
killeronthecorner, Ok but now Jesus has to release a Zeus diss track
name_NULL111653, Wait till Thor hears about this…
WeLoveCastingSpellz, Is he dumb?
ivanafterall, Because Heaven is like an episode of American Chopper. "FUCK YOU, DAD, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A STATUE!"
name_NULL111653, Thor’s still mad at the Christians for forcefully converting saving his people via conquest free trade and the formation of a witch-burning theocracy Christian nation in medieval Sweden…
cupcakezealot, it looks like jesus is stretch armstrong
dopeshark, I HAVE THE POWER!!
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