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billwashere, 9 months ago to news in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter

The Florida Department of Health confirmed that the man tested positive for rabies and has since been euthanized.

/s

victron, 9 months ago to news in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter

I mean, he’s from Florida, basically a different planet already.

Pyr_Pressure, 9 months ago to news in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter

Don’t be careful when feeding wildlife, don’t feed wildlife

FlyingSquid, 9 months ago

But then how will I poison the pigeons in the park?

HootinNHollerin, 9 months ago to news in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter

Meth Otter coming soon to a theater near florida

eran_morad, 9 months ago to news in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter

Floridaman

queermunist, 9 months ago to news in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter

Critical support for comrade otter in her fight against Man! Rip in power ✊ 😔

orangeNgreen, 9 months ago to news in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter

Well. You know what they say about boys who go to Jupiter.

FlyingSquid, 9 months ago

They should be checking out Uranus instead?

MagicShel, 9 months ago to news in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter

The fact that Florida-man finds this to be revelatory really says all you need to know about Florida.

Jerb322, 9 months ago to news in 'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter

Sure about that?

FlyingSquid, 9 months ago

Yes. Aliens are smart enough to avoid rabid otters.

Nepenthe, 9 months ago

Presumably inhabits planet with no rabid otters. Deliberately travels to planet with the rabid otters on it.