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kbity, to dnd in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]
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I'm taking the one that glows when you're hungry, at least it might double as a way of blinding your enemy and it won't kill you via old age.

alternative_factor, to dnd in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]
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#2 because it's gonna be a sword on 70% of the planet. Especially since you live in a magical world with fish people and spells that make you breathe underwater and protect you from pressure,etc, etc. Meanwhile the first sword lets your enemies know you are hungry, which a really smart enemy could take advantage of.

VindictiveJudge, to dnd in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]

ITT - people reading the aging sword backwards

Call_Me_Maple, (edited ) to dnd in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]
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Bruh, the first one. Then I’ll never have to second guess my stomach ever again. Plus I could finally, freely finagle free food from folks.

Edit: Alliteration.

Cynosure,

It also works as a sword, unlike the other 3

ramble81,

The 4th one sounds like it works as a sword, just with a very short running effect on it depending on how often you use it.

Thepinyaroma, to dnd in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]

Does the sword make me age or live forever?

Armetron,

A sword that steals the age of the victim, take 50 years, and adds it to the user, 20yr old gains 50yrs. Makes him 70yrs old

saltesc,

So if I’m suddenly old, my friends will know that whatever went down must’ve been justified.

RickRussell_CA,
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Or you went berzerk in a nursing home.

Sundance_Squid,

The only way to go berserk without dying of old age really quickly would be like… a daycare…

Klear,

Should have been a lightsaber then.

Armetron,

Master Skywalker, there are to many of them. What are we going to do?

Chadsalot, to dnd in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]

The title should be “why is number 4 the best option?”

tal,
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Age is measured from the moment of birth rather than the moment of conception, so fetuses have negative age. I suppose if you killed enough negative-age fetuses, you could live forever.

I mean, it does raise some obvious ethical issues, but...

PancakedWaffle, to dnd in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]

So 3 useless options or one evil but extremely useful option?

Eddyzh,

Please explain. Add means make older.

Voyajer,
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Give the sword to someone you hate for them to use.

FaceDeer, to dnd in "Katanas are Cool" - [Swords Comic]
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Coincidentally, Shadiversity just posted a video about how katanas are cool.

Brunbrun6766,
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Well of course they are cool, but they are STILL for nerds

ImplyingImplications, to dnd in "Katanas are Cool" - [Swords Comic]

Boy if you don’t shut up about the katana I’m gonna fold you 1,000 times.

Jordos, to dnd in "Katanas are Cool" - [Swords Comic]

I need to play a weeb ninja at some point.

Origen, to dnd in "Rapier Tapir" - [Swords Comic]

I’m not always very bright. Can someone explain this one to me? Is it just grazing on grass because it’s a tapir?

Brunbrun6766,
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correct, hes just a tapir, how would he save the day, and why does he have a rapier

DarkroomDoc, to dnd in "Rapier Tapir" - [Swords Comic]

Clearly a horse.

netwren, to dnd in "Rapier Tapir" - [Swords Comic]

Definitely thought this was going to a different direction with rapier rapier.

citrusface, to dnd in "In A Sssorry Ssstate" - [Swords Comic]

I hope sword comics makes a community here.

Brunbrun6766,
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I wish, hoping all my favorite comic artists come here eventually

Zibani, to dnd in "Oddly Specific Magical Items" - [Swords Comic]

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