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Ephera, to programmerhumor in A frightening clash of cultures

Are those written in React?

gun, to programmerhumor in This repository is US property now. · Issue #981 · oilshell/oil
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It looks like that issue got nuked. I didn’t know github let you delete issues without a trace

joojmachine,

dear god, the devs were definitely not taking that joke

vis4valentine, to programmerhumor in Electron is shit
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Oh yeah, most of the time are just webapps presented as a full app in a store. There are good apps out there, but most of what you find are a waste of time, space, and resources.

dessalines, to programmerhumor in Electron is shit

I hate electron with a passion. Mandatory articles:

k_o_t, to programmerhumor in Electron is shit
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the most infuriating aspect of electron, is is that multi-billion (and even multi-trillion) dollar corporations think it’s ok practice to release desktop clients using electron, like wtf, each one of them can hire ten teams to build ten completely new desktop toolkits, let alone just design their applications to use native system tools 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

AgreeableLandscape, to programmerhumor in AI might take over the world, but probably not funeral services.
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Update: apparently it’s not actually written by a bot: www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/…/hdouekc?utm_me…

uthredii,

I wish it was.

KSPAtlas, to programmerhumor in Electron is shit
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Like why does a communication app need to take up 1GB of my RAM??? Look at telegram desktop for example. It’s written in QT and it has a very low RAM usage.

xarvos, to programmerhumor in Some things never change, but at least there is progress!

Be chronologically correct and use the right logo, pal The logo Google used in 2011

pinknoise, to programmerhumor in There is an imposter among us
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Unrealistic, everyone knows that tabs are 8 characters

XTornado,

Nah, 2.

ChinaNumberOne, to programmerhumor in There is an imposter among us

https://149351115.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tabs-spaces-featured.png

using spaces: google, microsoft, apple

using tabs: linux, gnu

MarcellusDrum,

Why is this a line graph? What’s on the X axis?

kakes,

Casualties.

ksynwa,
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Who tf uses both?

lightsecond,

Google employees who work on the Linux kernel.

kakes,

Just a heads up: You and I have fallen for the classic blunder on replying to a 1-year-old thread.

lightsecond,

Classic lemmy

dessalines, to iasip in What would be the plot of this episode?

My guess: Dennis would not get the vaccine. The golden god isn’t susceptible to disease, his body would overpower it in an instant. He catches it from mac later in the episode and almost dies, but still refuses to get the vaccine, considering it a fluke.

Dee would be mad at everyone for not getting it, then get only the first dose of the vaccine and catch it from dennis.

Mac wouldn’t get it bc jesus. He’d then almost kill himself with ivermectin.

Charlie would believe mac, but not take ivermectin because it might turn him into a horse. He catches it after mac.

Frank would get the vaccine, but lie about it and push wolf cola as a cure to the public, or make bank by investing in funeral home futures or something. He starts a campaign telling old people that god wouldn’t want them to get vaccinated. He’s the only one that doesn’t catch it in the episode.

ksynwa, to iasip in What would be the plot of this episode?
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Main reason I like the show is that I can never come up the bizarreness that they come up with lol

Matheo_bis, to programmerhumor in It's really just as good when you think about

Non fungible Tolkien

jonahhw,
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That implies the existance of a fungible Tolkien

bilb, to programmerhumor in Someone has high expectations of their users' capabilities
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Man, I’ve been a programmer for over a decade now and my eyes still glaze over when I read regex.

QuentinCallaghan, to memes in Seriously.
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I don’t really know either but let’s say alcohol has been one shortcut for that.

gary_host_laptop,
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and weed, its easier to make friends with weed

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