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toy_boat_toy_boat,

I’ve tried it too many times…

Music? Check. Film? Check. Computer programming? Check

Finding a new job now? Umm…

My favourite thing about computer programming was the commute. I think I’m gonna try applying to the place that runs the trains now.

toy_boat_toy_boat,

I’m a homebody, and 2020 and the WFH stuff did exactly this to me.

toy_boat_toy_boat,

yep.

toy_boat_toy_boat,

WHO PUT ALL THESE VIENNA SAUSAGES ON MY FRETBOARD!!?

toy_boat_toy_boat,
  1. Tell them that’s what it really stands for
  2. Say it over and over and over and over
  3. Country fixed. America is great again!

I mean, it’s already worked on them already…

toy_boat_toy_boat,

Suggestion: Let’s NOT do the shit they do instead!

toy_boat_toy_boat,

just started looking for a new job for the first time since around 2008… am i correct to assume that absolutely NOTHING is real any more? not just craigslist (which is funny to think i’m looking for a job there to begin with, but fuck i’ve checked everything). i’ve sent out so many resumes, and i think it’s all just fake posts collecting data. how does anyone apply for a fucking job these days? i can’t even find reputable postings for call centers any more.

toy_boat_toy_boat,

HEY! every once in a while it feels, like, kinda special and directed at me. so doesn’t that mean that - aside from all the times it doesn’t - the world was created just for me, in “my image”?

toy_boat_toy_boat,

my unemployment, anxienty, depression, and alcoholism need to have a chat with Epicurus…

toy_boat_toy_boat,

“to test US”

us. not her. us. fuck her, it’s for us.

i’m surprised you didn’t smack someone.

toy_boat_toy_boat,

always does…

toy_boat_toy_boat,

it’s made for many. say it a few times, friar tuck fire truck

toy_boat_toy_boat,
  1. Eventually return to Mint and admit you don’t know as much as you thought you did
toy_boat_toy_boat,

Additionally, going full Linux and then trying to install Windows again is a nightmare (but I guess that’s not really what we’re talking about here).

toy_boat_toy_boat,

I scored a bunch of used SSDs from my old work that were out in the dumpster. Company was fine with tech dumpster diving back then. Now I can do full installs and really see what they do on my potato :)

toy_boat_toy_boat,
  1. What distro?
  2. Are you hiring? If not, are you mentoring?
  3. I make a great [food]!
  4. Or have you just been stuck using Windows for the past ten years?
toy_boat_toy_boat,

oh no it’s time again…

ajsadauskas, to technology
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Elon lied about the monkeys — and he shouldn't be trusted to put his Neuralink chips in human brains.

"They are claiming they are going to put a safe device on the market, and that's why you should invest," Ryan Merkley at the Physicians Committee, told Wired. "And we see his lie as a way to whitewash what happened in these exploratory studies."

Really heartbreaking reading what happened to the monkeys.

People quite rightly think of Elizabeth Holmes as a fraud for making false medical claims about what the Theranos machines could do. So why aren't Elon's claims at Neuralink being held to the same level of scrutiny?

https://futurism.com/neoscope/terrible-things-monkeys-neuralink-implants

@technology #Elon #Neuralink #ElonMusk

toy_boat_toy_boat,

Unfortunately, these experiments are being performed by people who know EXACTLY what they’re doing. We’re not in the 1940s any more. Fucking hell. If I had the personal power, I’d gladly rain holy hellfire upon these wholly inexcusable, inexorable, inexcrimentinable human fecal chunks.

toy_boat_toy_boat,

unshittable.

I hate how everything requires you to download a shitty proprietary data harvesting app nowadays when everything can be done just fine without an app.

I have recently started university and am required to use an app that has three Facebook trackers, one of them being a Facebook location tracker according to Exodus App Privacy, for the dining plan, when it would literally work perfectly fine using your student ID and ordering to a real cashier, LIKE HOW IT HAS BEEN DONE FOR...

toy_boat_toy_boat,

most places make you choose the position.

at least a gentleman does…

toy_boat_toy_boat,

People ruined capitalism

toy_boat_toy_boat,

There should be a chastity belt on Uber Eats with a dollar sign for a keyhole.

toy_boat_toy_boat,

Infinite eyes

toy_boat_toy_boat,

you had me at “can’t grow potatoes”

toy_boat_toy_boat,

Behold the Tuberphim!

toy_boat_toy_boat,

not a stupid question, and the answer is yes! potatoes are really resilient. you can reproduce them by cutting off and planting their ‘eyes’ (sorry, that’s the word for it - eww), and they also contain a ton of energy that lets them reach out like something from a nightmare.

i once forgot about a bag of potatoes i bought and left under the kitchen sink for a while. it was like a scene from a Cronenberg movie when i found it

toy_boat_toy_boat,

reminds me of the super best friends speech from south park back in the day

toy_boat_toy_boat,

FOR REAL

I see a girl with tons of pockets, I’m not thinking fashion. I’m thinking sidekick.

As in, I’m the sidekick.

toy_boat_toy_boat,
  1. Candy pocket
  2. Fireworks pocket
  3. GBA pocket
  4. GBA games pocket
  5. Portable bar
toy_boat_toy_boat,

Chuck in a GBA and some games and you’re a keeper :)

James Hetfield Tests Positive for COVID-19, Metallica Postpones Show (www.ultimate-guitar.com)

According to a newly released report by AZCentral.com,Metallica cut their set short for the September 1 performance over at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. The show was a part of the band’s “No Repeat Weekend” which sees them doing two consecutive days with no repeated songs....

toy_boat_toy_boat,

thank you for the advice. i have an eccentric nut as well, so I'm excited to learn that it might help to finger my gantry a little bit. and I'll definitely make sure my next purchase is a double ender.

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