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itisiboller

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Security Curmudgeon & InfoSec Worrier
#InfoSec #Cyber #Forensics #Elasticsearch #OpenSearch #OpenVAS #BlueTeam

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jerry, to random
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I’ve decided to throw my hat into the ring for Speaker of The House. Do I get lobbyist money now?

itisiboller,
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@jerry You have my vote (Except I can't vote in the land of the fee errrr I mean free)

jerry, to random
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I should clearly not be left alone with just my thoughts.

itisiboller,
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@jerry

I hear voices.
But I just ignore them,
and carry on killing

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jerry, to random
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Happy Friday! Don’t forget to git push to prod on your way out this afternoon

itisiboller,
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@jerry This is the way

jerry, to random
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This whole business of infosec.exchange not having exclusively infosec content has me so upset that I will be posting more cat and orchid pictures to make myself feel better

itisiboller,
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@jerry We want moar shitposting!

jerry, to random
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What is your favorite ssh client for Windows?

itisiboller,
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jerry, to random
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Hidden within the mundane world of traffic circles lies a secret that only a few dare to uncover. It is whispered in hushed tones among those who believe that the world's weather patterns are manipulated by forces beyond our comprehension. This conspiracy theory suggests that traffic circles are not merely innocent road features designed to ease congestion; instead, they are a crucial component of a sinister plan to generate tornadoes.

According to this theory, a clandestine organization with access to advanced weather manipulation technology has devised an elaborate scheme to control the Earth's weather patterns. They have strategically placed traffic circles at specific locations around the world, each precisely engineered to create subtle disruptions in the natural airflow. These disruptions allegedly send ripples through the atmosphere, disturbing the delicate balance between warm and cold air masses.

The proponents of this theory argue that the circular motion of vehicles within these traffic circles acts as a trigger for the hidden weather manipulation devices buried beneath them. As vehicles circulate, they generate a unique energy signature that interacts with the hidden technology. This interaction supposedly sets off a chain reaction, subtly altering atmospheric conditions in a way that initiates tornado formation in unsuspecting regions.

Supporters of the Tornado Circle Enigma theory claim that the increase in tornado occurrences near traffic circles is not a coincidence but a deliberate outcome of this nefarious plan. They point to statistical anomalies, noting a correlation between the density of traffic circles and tornado-prone areas. However, these claims are often based on cherry-picked data and lack credible scientific evidence.

itisiboller,
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jerry, to random
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Being an admin of a large-ish instance has been quite an eye opening experience into how awful some people are towards trans people. I really don’t understand the energy they put into hating people.

itisiboller,
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@jerry the awfulness is the consequence of their fear, but there's nothing to fear from trans people, so WTF feeds that fear?

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