jerry,
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Hidden within the mundane world of traffic circles lies a secret that only a few dare to uncover. It is whispered in hushed tones among those who believe that the world's weather patterns are manipulated by forces beyond our comprehension. This conspiracy theory suggests that traffic circles are not merely innocent road features designed to ease congestion; instead, they are a crucial component of a sinister plan to generate tornadoes.

According to this theory, a clandestine organization with access to advanced weather manipulation technology has devised an elaborate scheme to control the Earth's weather patterns. They have strategically placed traffic circles at specific locations around the world, each precisely engineered to create subtle disruptions in the natural airflow. These disruptions allegedly send ripples through the atmosphere, disturbing the delicate balance between warm and cold air masses.

The proponents of this theory argue that the circular motion of vehicles within these traffic circles acts as a trigger for the hidden weather manipulation devices buried beneath them. As vehicles circulate, they generate a unique energy signature that interacts with the hidden technology. This interaction supposedly sets off a chain reaction, subtly altering atmospheric conditions in a way that initiates tornado formation in unsuspecting regions.

Supporters of the Tornado Circle Enigma theory claim that the increase in tornado occurrences near traffic circles is not a coincidence but a deliberate outcome of this nefarious plan. They point to statistical anomalies, noting a correlation between the density of traffic circles and tornado-prone areas. However, these claims are often based on cherry-picked data and lack credible scientific evidence.

JaxxAI,
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@jerry Traffic circles? Are these equivalent to what we call roundabouts in the UK? I can guarantee they don't cause tornados as we have millions of roundabouts in the UK and no tornados!

joriki,
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@jerry

"generating a unique energy signature" is right up there with "micro-changes in air density"

deftpunk,
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@jerry

I love your conspiracy series.

jerry,
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@deftpunk 😂 I have fun dreaming them up. Though I was quite surprised to learn that this one is actually a theory some people have

SunWukong,
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I don't know from "how much time" america is trying to change the weather, but that can be a good credible scientic evidence..

even if many deny that we are as well technology, like any organic field is, is good to remember that the planet is not "very satisfy" with the last experimental and destructive contributions that science did ...

Just another speculative probability.

lifts,
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@jerry Carbon monoxide's one hell of drug

itisiboller,
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0xF21D,
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@jerry my favorite weather manipulation theory is the one where the US NEXRAD radars are all sophisticated weather manipulation devices. Adherents of this theory point out radar glitches as proof of their claims. They have an explanation for every radar anomaly and glitch.

Is there a radiating line from the radar site to the edge of the radar’s range? Could it be interference from an adjacent radar, the sun rising or setting on the horizon, or some other interference anomaly? Nah, it’s obviously a beam of directed energy designed to manipulate severe storms.

jimcarroll,
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@jerry This is true.

video/mp4

jerry,
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@jimcarroll oh my. Someone actually believes that?

Andres,
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@jerry
I was thinking that was about CO2 emissions or heat produced by the burning fuel but this is even better.

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