Comments

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Rolando, to memes in Birds are great

They’re all a bunch of peckers.

Rolando, to asklemmy in What are your favorite niche Lemmy communities that you want to see thrive?
Rolando, to asklemmy in What are your favorite niche Lemmy communities that you want to see thrive?

Oh yeah that’s a great community, it was pretty lively til @Arotrios disappeared a couple weeks ago, I hope they all right.

Rolando, to cat in An old cat can learn new tricks

Good question… probably not?

Rolando, to cat in An old cat can learn new tricks

Why don’t modern restaurants have triclinia? I’d be there every day.

Rolando, to asklemmy in What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Dude, “Buck Shot” is awesome. That kid is pretty much guaranteed to be an astronaut with a name like that.

Rolando, to asklemmy in What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

How about “Naughtius Maximus”?

Rolando, to memes in Dating sucks

Now who says romance is dead?!?

Rolando, to cat in Your Daily Dose of Peaches

No way, they should call the cat Mario.

Rolando, to traditional_art in Castle Black and The Wall by Ted Nasmith

Are those two people called “ChatGPT” and “BingGPT” by any chance?

Rolando, to memes in Shiny legs ✨🦵

I thought the knees were Amogus-heads.

Rolando, to traditional_art in Castle Black and The Wall by Ted Nasmith

Disclaimer: only works against enemies who haven’t discovered fire.

Rolando, to memes in Inspired by reading everyday news

I read in this book that there’s a restaurant just before that happens where you can bounce back and forth between the death of the universe and the hours before it. So that sounds cool.

Rolando, to asklemmy in What is something worth buying as a teen? please explain.

Well, the question was “What is something worth buying as a teen?”

Condoms only cost a couple dollars, but can save you the much greater cost of dealing with an unwanted pregnancy or an STD. If the time for the seks comes unexpectedly, and you have a condom around, you’ll be REALLY glad you have one. Plus, they’re always a fun topic of conversation: “woah, what’s that?” “well, you know how I am, heh heh…” “oh yeah then why’s it almost expired?” etc.

They expire after 3-5 years. Then you can open them and inflate them and use them for a prank or art installation or something, and go get some more.

Rolando, to asklemmy in What is something worth buying as a teen? please explain.

Surprised nobody suggested condoms.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • uselessserver093
  • Food
  • aaaaaaacccccccce
  • test
  • CafeMeta
  • testmag
  • MUD
  • RhythmGameZone
  • RSS
  • dabs
  • KamenRider
  • Ask_kbincafe
  • TheResearchGuardian
  • KbinCafe
  • Socialism
  • oklahoma
  • SuperSentai
  • feritale
  • All magazines