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Oszilloraptor, to memes in Hi Boss

It depends.

My coworkers write me “hi, do you have 5 min?” without telling me what it is because they know I would drop what I’m doing and directly focus on the new task. (It’s how I am, and they know how to deal with it). With a little hi… they give me the option to say “sure, lets talk in 10 min” and finish what I’m doing.

Oszilloraptor, (edited ) to programmerhumor in When you launch software on the market

So that’s why they’re never turning around to an explosion (and facing their back to the camera)

Oszilloraptor, to risa in Would you like to turn off tips?

I know that’s not what this comment section is meant for, but here we go:

I was kinda addicted (wrong word; but I don’t know a better one) to q-tips to the point I had (and still have) occasionally infections in my ears.

Many doctors just gave me antibiotic eardrops, which didn’t help for longer than a few weeks, and only reactively

Finally one doctor gave me an ear-spray; based on vinegar, alcohol and eucalyptus (iirc) that I now use after every shower/bath and it worked wonders as I somehow almost never felt the need to use a q-tip again.

So if you do way too much q-tips, maybe ask your doctor if he kan recommend one to you.

Oszilloraptor, to deutschland in Sendung mit der Maus: Türen auf für Pseudowissenschaft?

Ich habe vor kurzem eine ganz passende Erklärung gelesen:

Heilpraktiker nehmen sich scheinbar mehr Zeit für Patienten als richtige Ärzte.

Mir ging es auch deutlich besser als ich zu einer Hausärztin gewechselt bin die mich nicht nur für 2 Min gesehen und dann krankgeschrieben hat sondern mir auch notfalls mal 20 Minuten zuhört und nach meinem Privatleben fragt um meiner Psyche zu helfen.
Wer sowas nicht im richtigen Gesundheitssystem findet, aber dann eben beim Heilpraktiker, der fühlt sich dort vermutlich gefühlsmäßig besser aufgehoben.

Habe aber noch nie einen Heilpraktiker kennengelernt, also was weiß ich

Oszilloraptor, to deutschland in CDU und SPD verschärfen Berliner Polizeigesetz

Wie sieht das eigentlich mit dem Job aus?

Wenn ich in Bayern in Präventivhaft käme und für 2 Monate zwangsweise nicht arbeiten kann; werde ich dann 2 Monate nicht bezahlt?

Oszilloraptor, to comicstrips in Future Insight – The Jenkins

Who knows if you really want to have much much wealth in the future.

Maybe he would have made the deal of his life the next week if his future me wouldn’t have intervened; but 30 years later everybody that ever had more than a million gets killed by the revolutionary movement that swapped across the world after society almost collapsed due to greed.

But he managed to reach a time machine, and now he calculated that if he saves a maximum of 15% he will only ever reach 975000 bucks and therefore survive the revolution

Oszilloraptor, to deutschland in 20.000 Euro für jeden Volljährigen

Im Regelfall vielleicht.

Aber dann gibt es auch volljährige Waisen die bei den Pflegeeltern raus sind dann am besten auch noch kein Kindergeld kriegen (wie kann man 3 Jahre dafür brauchen um einzusehen dass ich als Waisenkind wirklich kein Unterhalt von meinen leiblichen Eltern kriegen würden. Aber da war ich dann schon Obdachlos und dann hieß es ich habe keinen Anspruch. Wenn da das Amtsgericht nicht dazwischen gegangen wäre wäre ich noch Jahre verschuldet gewesen.

Also mir hätte das Geld damals echt gut geholfen.

Oszilloraptor, to technology in Phones should have FM radio again

As a former fan of ulefones:

They’re great as long as they work, but I already had two ulefones where something broke internally physically and the IR-blaster blasted non-stop, even after the phone was off. Never had other significant problems, tho.

Oszilloraptor, (edited ) to videos in The Many Times The US Tried To Go Metric

I’m far from a weapon expert, never held a real firearm in my life, but 9mm bullets are a thing, no?

I’m fairly sure there will be a lot inch-based calibers as well; but one of the most known calibers has mm literally in the name.

(and I know there are e.g. the .50 Magnum appearing in many movies/games; which is based on inch; but I would say less iconic than a 9mm; at least in the kind of movies and games I grew up with)

Oszilloraptor, to lemmyshitpost in Assume the position

Why does this feel so wrong?

Paper to the. Or on top of the flush thingy. Or on a window board. Maybe on a cabinet.

But why does in front of the toilet feel so wrong?

Oszilloraptor, to 196 in Regel

digitaltmuseum.se/…/kollision-mellan-bil-och-ubat

The text in OPs fake-screenshot is fake; but the photo/incident itself seems real

Oszilloraptor, to worldnews in A missing F-35 stealth fighter may have kept flying after its pilot ejected. A pilotless Soviet jet once flew 500 miles before crashing in NATO territory.

Wasn’t a problem in Montana, it landed in one piece.

I guess the problem is that while seemingly capable of flying and even sometimes landing w/o crash, these planes are not really good at deciding a direction they want to go in.

Oszilloraptor, to internetfuneral in not even you

I don’t need to be immune to propaganda. I live in [country], the best country of the world. We don’t need no propaganda, that’s just something that [other side of globe] countries do, as well as [neighbour country] of course.

Oszilloraptor, to dach in [De] Fühle mich in Berlin auf dem Rad und als Fußgänger viel zu sicher. Gut, dass die CDU das anpackt. Für eine autogerechte Stadt.

Ich zitiere mal meinen Vater:

"Ich bin Baujahr 42. Natürlich wähle ich Konservativ. Nochmal zerstören die Grünen nicht unser Land.

Das war dann auch schon das Ende seiner Erklärung. Und ich überrascht denn eigentlich würde ich meine Erziehung recht links-liberal nennen …

Oszilloraptor, to showerthoughts in The only difference between a humane and an inhumane death, is whether or not it leaves a mess.

And (afaik) with the executors mental health in mind as well.

e.g. if you just crush a head with a stone you will know you did it.

If two others and you have to push a button you can tell yourself that it’s more probable you didn’t kill somebody than that you did.

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