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Kolanaki, to games in Valve lures thousands of Dota cheaters into bans with fake Christmas presents as it declares 'this year is gonna be a bloodbath'
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The first time I saw this, the screenshot was of someone who got perma banned.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in Mandela Effect test: Without looking it up, what was the name of the guy who narrated The Twilight Zone?
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Which series? The original or the 2019 one?

Kolanaki, to risa in Who's the MVP of the MPV's?
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Alas, poor Vorik… I didn’t know him very well.

Kolanaki, to risa in Who's the MVP of the MPV's?
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I never liked the dude on Voyager. Not Tuvok, but the other Vulcan… I can’t remember his name. But he was way more open about being a dick with a superiority complex than any other Vulcan I can think of, including Solok.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in Exploring some deep space questions
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Free- ballin’ Dilithium Crystalin’

Kolanaki, to memes in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"
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How to microwave ramen

“The package says not to put the cup in the microwave and to boil the water separately then pour it into the cup, but what does the Internet have to say?”

Kolanaki, to memes in Perpetual Amnesia
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Lemme know when you deploy them so I can claim one of my kids is stuck on it.

Kolanaki, to startrek in Star Trek Resurgence Giveaway
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There wasn’t a lot of Trek games in my childhood. I mean, they existed I just didn’t have any. I remember playing something on DOS my dad had in his floppy collection but I don’t know what the actual title is. Could probably identify it by a screenshot because it was like a screen with space/an enemy ship and then a bunch of menus to do everything like an old school CRPG.

Even now I kinda wish there was a Star Trek immersive sim/open world RPG besides the MMO, STO. Like Mass Effect or Starfield but Star Trek, and not boring.

Kolanaki, to humor in Fan
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I can just flex my throat and modulate my voice to sound that way without even needing a fan or video filter.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in Does anyone else resent the links to Reddit?
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“If I wanted to see Facebook or TikTok content, Id be on Facebook and TikTok.”

Goes on to scroll Reddit or Lemmy and upvote all the screenshots from Facebook and videos taken from TikTok

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in Your partner/mom/cat has been kidnapped, and the only way to save them is to "write a comment that is guaranteed to get downvoted on Lemmy." What do you comment?
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I go to Blahjah Zone (on another instance that allows down voting) and just say the most transphobic shit I can think of.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic
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On God. Fr fr, no cap on the rizz with a lizz until I jizz. Yeet!

Kolanaki, (edited ) to gaming in Starfield design lead says players are "disconnected" from how games are actually made: "Don't fool yourself into thinking you know why it is the way it is"
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For example, one thing I read again and again was “Starfield just wasn’t optimized, they easily could have reduced memory and bumped framerates”. Which any actual programmer will immediately feel a pit of dread in their stomach because we’ve been asked to reduce ram usage or speed something up, and that is a daunting task in our simple little apps - let alone a major AAA game.

This thing in particular was picked apart by actual devs in news articles and editorials that showed that Bethesda really didn’t optimize the game at all along with all the technical reasoning and proof showing how it could have been improved.

It’s not just the players, who for the most part, have been citing those articles when they make that particular critique. I mean, shit, they haven’t even used their own texture compression system for the last few games they made, and that’s so easy even someone with minimal modding knowledge can fix because the game already has the tools to make it work better.

Kolanaki, to 196 in Pizza Rule
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How come I am able to eat an entire 18’’ pizza to my face but get full of I try eating two 12’’ pies? 🤨

Kolanaki, to games in Godus and Godus Wars to be withdrawn from Steam Store
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Also… Does Valve not actually host the files Steam serves up on their own servers? 🤨

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