Attaxalotl

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Attaxalotl,

The average peasant (so all of us) has 4hp. A lucky d4 roll can instantly kill a peasant in game. An unlucky d4 roll (i.e. going off the table) can instantly kill a peasant (D&D player) irl.

Attaxalotl,

Dies of 1d4 not getting it damage

Attaxalotl,

That’s freaking adorable

Attaxalotl,

Yeah, I prefer 12d1 anyway

Attaxalotl,

Nope, pawn. A bishop is clearly a d8

Attaxalotl,

Average Wizardposting member

Attaxalotl,

Dim Light is now Darkness and Darkvision doesn’t work

Attaxalotl,

draconic laughing in flashbang breath

Attaxalotl,

They didn’t :{ They’re super cool, and the whole chromatic color theory adds so much

Attaxalotl,

Everyone has Link’s pockets

Attaxalotl,

“When you hear the thunder, when the storm comes for you; remember me” –🍊

Attaxalotl,

Do not the Flame Atronach

Attaxalotl,

nOwO

Attaxalotl,

But you already got one!

Attaxalotl,

ELI5 on that plz?

Attaxalotl,

Thanks, but what is SecondLife?

Attaxalotl,

Thanks!

Attaxalotl,

I get this reference!

Attaxalotl,

Mending, open a phone repair business. People would just think I’m really good at my job!

Also: Borrowed Knowledge + Fabricate

Attaxalotl,

You mixed up ‘chaotic evil’ and ‘chaotic good’

Attaxalotl,

Spooky is a source of renewable energy

Attaxalotl,

UwU

Attaxalotl,

Hey, if everyone’s cool with it!

Attaxalotl,

But who has the bag of holding bags of holding?

Attaxalotl,

Draft you into the Blood War

GOOD MORNING AVERNUS

Attaxalotl,

Honestly, I’d let him cook

Attaxalotl,

It’s Pirates of the Caribbean in the style of Lord of the Rings! It’s super fun!

Attaxalotl,

The Stanley Parable

Attaxalotl,

Calling a wizard an artificer is like telling a chemistry student that he’s an engineering student

Attaxalotl,

No. I hate you because you keep accidentally casting confusion on everyone.

Attaxalotl,

All my fire spells are violet and my lightning spells look like those plasma globes

I am playing a purple dragon who got partly cursed into being human; so I use Dragonborn stats but look human.

Attaxalotl,

Nah, it’s just that the curse didn’t entirely take; which is why she’s a draconic bloodline sorcerer. She’s still kind of a dragon, and tends to vastly overestimate her abilities (she is the tank, and has 16 health at level 2)

Attaxalotl,

Armored Core, Assassins Creed, Animal Crossing, Ace Combat, or Ace Attorney?

Attaxalotl,

Yes!

Attaxalotl,

He burned Rubicon

Attaxalotl,

Science, lich!

Attaxalotl,

What turns a man neutral? Lust for money? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Attaxalotl,

If humanity were inherently evil, we WOULD NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW

Attaxalotl,

*Schmidt

Attaxalotl,

Truly one of the stories of all time

Attaxalotl,

Red: LOVES disaster movies, Unironically liked Moonfall, Massive Weeb

Blue: loves documentaries and sci-if. NOVA: At the Edge of Space is their favorite movie.

Green: Leverage, Andor, more character-focused shows like that.

White: The Great British Baking Show, Master Chef.

Black: Game of Thrones, The Boys, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia; made them watch Velma.

Attaxalotl,

Tiamat, but Takhisis is just Dragonlance Tiamat

Attaxalotl,

Recreating that one scene from Shrek 2

Still the only movie to do Holding Out For a Hero justice.

Attaxalotl,

A Hind-D?!

Attaxalotl,

Rod of Detroit

Attaxalotl,

You win D&D when everyone has fun; I’d call this supreme victory

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