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mxsndg, in Acceptable currencies

No blowjobs?

spaysi, in Clair[x]nce

So… Clair = a bitch?

elbowdrop, in Chaos magic

Ok, will do. Where does she live? Or do I need to find my own crotchety old lady to bother with my devil craft?

BarelyTheramin,

The wreaths summon her. No additional effort required.

Corkyskog,

I guarantee if you make enough of these for long enough, your own crochety lady will just appear. We have someone who supposedly brings up complaints about “pagan idols” (garden gnomes) at every town meeting, and our town is relatively normal and boring by most standards.

Mr_Blott, in Chaos magic

My brushcutter does this all the time. IS MY STIHL POSSESSED?!?

BarelyTheramin,

Absolutely. Bury it next to a stream on a new moon, dig it back up on the full moon, then take it to a spa day with you for a full massage and sauna.

Setarkus, in Deeply satisfying

I don’t think I’ve ever been in need of an empty jar and yet I want to keep them “just in case”

Setarkus, in Hot girl summer

Seems like you were really hot for some time

Setarkus, in Chaos magic

I used to pick up 5 sticks of approximately equal length that were sufficiently bendable without breaking.
They can then be assembled into a nice pentagram after a few tries to stop them from falling apart and left at the side of the road.

An alternative method is to use those reed-like, long, strong “grass” to make one from a single piece instead of multiple. Those are usually smaller though

RocksForBrains, in Divination

Can’t use magic to get rich, it’s one of the unwritten rules.

There are workarounds, see David Blaine. Market it as illusions and tricks and take peoples money the old fashioned way.

adj16, in *ba-dum tss*
leapingleopard, in *ba-dum tss*

that was a lot to take in before coffee on a Sunday morning! lol.

Can someone please point me in the direction of a coven on lemmy please?

adora, in *ba-dum tss*

i giggled

Xallec, in *ba-dum tss*

That was an epic level dad joke.

TaleOfSam, in witchcraft
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cries over tarot Blz be nice to me :'(

thegiddystitcher, in Crystal healing
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

This finally got me to put down Lemmy and go in a much needed bath.

Of course, now I’m on Lemmy in the bath. But still.

Action_Bastid,
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perviouslyiner, in Spell to get someone to leave you alone

Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough

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