Hank,

Do you think they dream about tentacle hentai?

osarusan,

That shit is mundane to them. An octopus' real kink is straight up missionary style.

lavaplanet,

Finger porn, since they have to blur tentacles.

aeternum,

Octopii are super intelligent. They've been known to escape captivity.

wave_walnut,
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They sleep at R'lyeh and connect with us through their dream.

MonsieurHedge,
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Incredibly tragic that the octopus is so intelligent and so utterly delicious at the same time.

tal,
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I tried slow-cooking an octopus when one showed up at the seafood counter at my local grocery store and it was fantastic. Prior to that, I'd always considered them rubbery. Now I'd get more if I could find them, but they aren't normally available.

Hank,

Do you think they dream about tentacle hentai?

Whirlgirl9,
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all i know is after watching my octopus teacher, i will not ever eat octopus again.

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