Here. Take this. You may need it for your journey, weary traveller
sock, i dont even play dnd but this is v good content
shasta, That 1d20 is my damage roll. 💪
Sterile_Technique, 
gamma, 
You know, in some systems that’s a crit success!
CalamityEmu, Me: makes meme with this template Me: comes here and sees this immediately after. Glad we’re on the same page? ;)
paddirn, All my stats are low-tier NPC level and I get critical misses on a regular basis.
vox, 
Laughs in PF2E even a 17 can crit there
HipsterTenZero, 
right? Is this a spellcaster joke i’m too fighter to understand?
Malgas, IIRC there were builds in 3e D&D that could crit on something insane like 11 or 12.
Mac, I get the sentiment but it’s hard to have a good roll with a large negative modifier like many people have.
Stamets, 
Trust me. I’m aware. This is more of a fake it until god please let me make it type situation.
Mac, If “make it” means have value and be worthy then congratulations, my friend:
You made it!
Stamets, Make it in this case means more “being happy” or even just “being ok”
eutsgueden, Ooh too bad the AC is 18, that’s a miss.
Dagnet, Not even a +1 bonus from proficiency or str/dex? You should really get another weapon
TechieDamien, I rolled my stats and got 6 4s…
Rhaedas, 
Any jokes about dice rolls always takes me back to a classic, Bad Dice.
RobertOwnageJunior, 6 damage on 2d6+4.
Stamets, … Yikes.
Etterra, My life: My d20 is just 1-10 twice, with no way to color in any of them to tell them apart
LoamImprovement, Look at this fat cat over here with double digits on his dice. My best is like a 2.6.
TotallyNotSpez, I rolled 36 damage, but fudged my to hit roll and shot my crewmate in the foot instead.
Stamets, I immediately had a flashback to that sci-fi oneshot that Ashley Johnson ran over on Critical Role.
Tolookah, Thanks. I rolled 3 damage, but I was only trying to talk to someone…
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