dejected_warp_core ,

Data springs to his feet, ripping the programming cable from his head. Sprinting down the hallway, Geordi in tow, he ducks into the nearest holodeck.

Geordi: Data, what are you doing?

Data is tapping away at the console near the holodeck arch at superhuman speed. His hands are a blur to Geordi, as he furiously loads a huge amount of information into the holodeck computer. He suddenly halts, and looks to his friend.

Data: Computer, initiate program doom episode one, mission one. Difficulty, nightmare.

Geordi: Data, I’m not sure that’s a good idea…

Data: Geordi, it is time to rip and tear. Computer, set safety protocols off.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

My post didn’t get me itching to play Doom but you? Congrats. You’ve got me re-downloading Doom (2016). I wonder if I’m still worthy of my Slayer rank/outfit in the multiplayer…

dejected_warp_core ,

You’re welcome. Have fun storming the castle.

Stamets OP ,
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I did. I ended up in either first or second place for most of the matches.

Daddy hasn’t lost it.

Now I feel weird for calling myself Daddy.

dejected_warp_core ,

Now I feel weird for calling myself Daddy.

As far as I can tell, around here, you’re pretty much everyone’s Meme Daddy. I say, run with it.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

…

I do not know how to feel about this

gaiussabinus ,

…Daddy?

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

what have i done

NakariLexfortaine ,

I don’t know why, but the image of Data tweaking his nipples to change volume just leapt into my head.

I blame all of you for this.

… And how do we get into the EQ settings?

EmergMemeHologram ,

Later that episode: Data’s dream program integrated the Doom programming and Data replicates a machine gun and massacres the whole ship.

rustydomino ,

Data would probably choose either a double barreled shotgun or even better yet the BFG-9000.

Kolanaki ,
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Data would just rip and tear everyone’s guts out with his bare hands.

CarlsIII ,

Well, it seems to be working, but there’s one problem…all of the demons have been replaced with Joe Piscopo!

Gork ,

Geordi, I have recently felt a new human urge. It is something called, “rip and tear.”

Would you happen to know anything about this?

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