Data opens his mouth and At Dooms Gate just starts playing ( startrek.website )

dejected_warp_core , 8 months ago

Data springs to his feet, ripping the programming cable from his head. Sprinting down the hallway, Geordi in tow, he ducks into the nearest holodeck.

Geordi: Data, what are you doing?

Data is tapping away at the console near the holodeck arch at superhuman speed. His hands are a blur to Geordi, as he furiously loads a huge amount of information into the holodeck computer. He suddenly halts, and looks to his friend.

Data: Computer, initiate program doom episode one, mission one. Difficulty, nightmare.

Geordi: Data, I’m not sure that’s a good idea…

Data: Geordi, it is time to rip and tear. Computer, set safety protocols off.

Stamets OP , 8 months ago

My post didn’t get me itching to play Doom but you? Congrats. You’ve got me re-downloading Doom (2016). I wonder if I’m still worthy of my Slayer rank/outfit in the multiplayer…

dejected_warp_core , 8 months ago

You’re welcome. Have fun storming the castle.

Stamets OP , 8 months ago

I did. I ended up in either first or second place for most of the matches.

Daddy hasn’t lost it.

Now I feel weird for calling myself Daddy.

dejected_warp_core , 8 months ago

Now I feel weird for calling myself Daddy.

As far as I can tell, around here, you’re pretty much everyone’s Meme Daddy. I say, run with it.

Stamets OP , 8 months ago

…

I do not know how to feel about this

gaiussabinus , 8 months ago

…Daddy?

Stamets OP , 8 months ago

what have i done