amanaftermidnight,

PHP is so bad even PHP wants to die().

JebanuusPisusII,

Libdbus: Trying to remove a child that doesn't believe we're it's parent.

goodnessme,

C++ is actually std::exit(), exit() is C.

kr0n,
@kr0n@lemmy.ml avatar

php, the Dark Souls of the programming languages

nothacking,

Linux: kill

chris_hayes,
@chris_hayes@lemmy.ml avatar

Also Linux: zombies, orphans

Mirodir,

Daemons

dullbananas,

explode www.php.net/manual/en/function.explode.php

Grishaix,
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MS Developers: Kill all children

ndguardian,

Well I didn’t wake up today expecting to watch a video about task manager, but here I am.

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