Shower thought:
Swedneck, 
blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.
starman, 
And AI for arithmetic operations. That’s so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.
eltimablo, You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.
skilltheamps, I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.
Swedneck, I am terrified and aroused
Beanie, I’m only terrified
blomkalsgratin, But is it web scale?
tja, For webscale you might want to use mongodb
Edit: oh shit. This is old.
nsfw936421, This has to be a joke right?
tja, No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes
morphballganon, No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things
UFODivebomb, You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)
yum13241, Speculative haxecution.
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