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Givesomefucks, in The only manned submersible that could reach the missing Titan is owned by Steam's Gabe Newell

Pretty sure they’re out of air by now.

Even if they made it to the surface, you can’t open it from the inside. There’s no rescue mission, just recovery

vita_man, in Mark Zuckerberg is ready to fight Elon Musk in a cage match
@vita_man@lemmy.world avatar

I would pay to see this, but I really doubt it actually happens.

_pete_,

I dunno, it sounds like Musk would do anything for another $8

highfiveconnoisseur, in Georgia teacher fired for reading children’s book about acceptance in class

So ridiculous that teachers can be fired, for something the district can’t even define. Would love to see malicious compliance for this going towards “traditional” values.

Noedel, in Georgia teacher fired for reading children’s book about acceptance in class

Imagine labelling a book about being nice to your friends as harmful

Etterra, in Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg offered Rome's Colosseum as cage fight venue

Those idiots aren’t worthy of that. That’s literally like some peewee football teams facing off in Soldier Field.

Feirdro, in Amazon has a company value of "Strive to be Earth's Best Employer"

Best

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

0Empty0, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine

Well, it is called the White House.

buycurious, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine

I’m sure that staffer is both A: pissed and B: terrified about the investigation.

burrp, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine

I wouldn’t be stunned if illicit substances have perennially been in the White House for a century or more. It’s a hostile, high-stress work environment. Of course people are going to medicate.

iAmNotorious, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine
@iAmNotorious@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t think this is really onion-y. It was found at one of the tables where visitors put their belongings when going through security. I’m honestly shocked this doesn’t happen more often. TSA deals with dropped drugs on a daily basis. Hell there are containers in some airports specifically to throw away your illegal items.

FlashZordon,
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.

xylogx, in New Florida driver’s license law could impact people with Minnesota licenses later this year

So if you get pulled over and are identified as being an illegal immigrant and have a license for one of the states, you could be given a ticket for driving without a license. The question is, how could they know that you are an illegal immigrant?

Mistymtn421,

That’s just it right there. I don’t carry my birth certificate with me! We don’t have “papers” so how’s this going to work? Not to mention the huge swath this opened wide for an easy way to profile anyone, search the car, etc.

TurnItOff_OnAgain, in New Florida driver’s license law could impact people with Minnesota licenses later this year

No longer valid if the driver is in the US illegally.

PeleSpirit,

I don’t think you’re here legally, prove it to me now.

rockerface, in An otter in California that keeps bullying people off of their surfboards has been too quick for wildlife officials to catch
@rockerface@lemmy.world avatar

this is otterly ridiculous

ThisIsNecessary, in Disney Uses Theme Park Characters In First Actorless Red Carpet Since SAG-AFTRA Strike

I find this to be a good substitute since the actors can’t attend. Making the best of a bad situation. The Disney characters should attend premiers more often!

dRLY,
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The best solution would be to just pay all of their people correctly. That goes for everyone down to the “lowest” level staff. It is however a very Disney thing to do while trying to paint the folks they need in order to run an entertainment media company as the assholes.

totallynotarobot,

Gross

ccryx, in “Millions” of sensitive US military emails were reportedly sent to Mali due to a typo

Something’s a bit fishy here - are they implying that these mails with sensitive information are getting sent without e2ee?

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