Maddison,
BingoBangoBongo,

What if he faked his own death to escape putin

Maddison,

I mean, he would probably have to plant his dead body in the plane too. I mean, improbable, but it’s Russia, so not impossible.

squaresinger,

Tbh, we only have the russians words for it that he was identified.

(I do believe he was dead and that the russians did it, just saying, there is no real evidence)

qaz,

This is the true non-credible content I’m here for

pastermil,

it says a lot when you consider a neo-nazi mercenary leader as a chosen one, even jokingly…

DragonTypeWyvern,

Anakin was pretty fashy…

pastermil,

Anakin was a troubled young man exploited by his opponent. Even as a villain he stood by his principle.

I can’t say the same context apply to fucking Wagner leaders.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Bruh, what?

If his principles are repeated genocide, installing fascist dictators, choking his pregnant wife, violating every rule of war, training child soldiers, and just straight up ignoring that the Jedi aren’t as strict as he pretends, including multiple Masters with wives and Corellian Jedi straight up having kids raised in the temple thanks to the canonization of Corran Horn, then, yeah.

I guess he stood by his principles. That he shares with Nazis.

squaresinger,

His principles of murdering children? I think Wagner’s leaders fall in line.

theodewere,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

this is how they serve a legal summons now in lovely Russia.. Trump gets booked in Fulton County.. Yevgeny gets a couple of SAMs..

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

he was chosen, by SAM operator, along with his entire plane

lol, lmao even

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy

DigitalTraveler42,

TFW you call a guy who idolized the Nazis enough to name his mercenaries “Wagner group” in their honor and recruited Nazis, psychopaths, and even cannibals for that group, “the chosen one”.

Rest in piss prigozhan.

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

as a cherry on top the og wagner, dmitri utkin was also abroad and he’s confirmed dead by now

SaakoPaahtaa,

Wonder if the swastika tattoo on his skin looked like a helicopter when he was falling through the skies.

gregorum,

I wonder if it burned like hitler in the crash

pastermil,

I thought Hitler killed himself.

DragonTypeWyvern,

They burned the body and threw the ashes in a river so no one would run around with bone relics.

KrimsonBun,
@KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml avatar

yooo he’s dead?

fist_of_fartitude,
@fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works avatar

he was on a plane that crashed in Russia today, possibly because it collided with a a2a missile.

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

collided with a a2a missile

I didn’t shoot him, officer. His body just collided with my bullet.

Ezergill,

It really sounds like the newspeak russian media uses. Like, the explosions are called “loud claps”, helicopter crashes have been called “hard landing” etc

aSingularFemboyHooter,

I’m just going to launch missiles in this direction, if you get hit, that’s your fault!

Franzia,

Also they were/are moving away from Ukraine to go do war crimes 24/7 in Africa

Donjuanme,

I wanted the conscripts to take Moscow, then shoot both those soulless bastards in the face.

Fuck that guy for being unquestionably a Nazi, and fuck Putin for everything else. Putler wants to eliminate the Nazis from Ukraine by employing Nazis to do it. Russian citizens wtf?

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