I just bought this book. What can I expect to find there?

scottywh, 6 months ago

Not much… It’s very short.

Diplomjodler, 6 months ago

One of my favourite quotes:

“If your first couple of hundred meat waves didn’t do it, just keep sending more. It’s bound to work at some point.”

PugJesus, 6 months ago

How to put your mercenary commander's requests for support on 'read' because of court politics

CannedTuna, 6 months ago

A disappointing lack of coloring pages. Wtf AmazonWtf Amazon?

bradorsomething, 6 months ago

I think you meant to buy The Coloring Book of War.

3TH4Li4, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

Years of hotdog making, and children’s artbooks, evidently described. Edit: Oops. In my defense I wrote this at 2am

wieson, 6 months ago

You’re mistaking the man who cried SHOIGUUU with shoigu himself, the lumber baron

nuke, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 27 - If you don’t have enough nightvision to go around, consider irradiated soil like the Red Forest. Not only will your troops enjoy the historic views, but the glowing ambiance really livens up night operations! Who knows, could also get a cool mutation.

Andonno, 6 months ago

Oh, I’m going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers.

petrescatraian, 6 months ago

The Art of War

nuke, 6 months ago

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 2 - When planning to capture a city in three days, always remember to pack a lunch… and maybe dinner. And breakfast for the next few months, just in case.

Chainweasel, 6 months ago

The best summary I can come up with is:

“The best way to not lose a war is to not start a war, dumbass”

Successful_Try543, 6 months ago

🏆

MajesticSloth, 6 months ago

I’ve never lost a war by following this advice. Also, am still a dumbass.