son_named_bort,

I hear Goofus prefers charcoal over propane.

PatFussy, (edited )

GOOFUS

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Or its ploy to make nobody else want the cookies due to having his finger germs, leaving them all for him, cleverly disguised by pretending to just be innocently stupid instead of greedily malicious to lessen the consequences and increase the odds of success.

Okalaydokalay,

I always loved reading what Goofus was up to. Gallant was too damn boring with all his pleasantries and politeness.

ShittyBeatlesFCPres,

One of my favorite Beavis and Butthead throwaway gags is when Butthead has to get his braces worked on and it briefly cuts to Beavis reading Highlights for Children in the waiting room and he just says “Heh heh. Yeah. Goofus is cool.”

TheGoldenGod,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

I just posted reading Highlights in my orthodontists office, is how I even knew these existed lol.

abbiistabbii,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Goofus touches several cookies before choosing the one he wants

ooklamok,

You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um… Goofuth.

JakenVeina,

Gallant leave no room for ambiguity and simply takes them all.

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