wiese,

I need one! Let’s hope he can hold that erection while laughing.

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.

LeylaaLovee,
@LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

This is what I’m gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.

Stabbywithsocks1,

Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you’d get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.

platysalty,

Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!

Madnessx9,

With that sound whoooopssshh

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world avatar

Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

revlayle,

I, too, would like to use condoms with this guy’s wife

pazukaza,

Get in line, pal.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Would be better if it were not so obviously man’s leg - more believable.

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